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Old 03-11-2017, 10:51 PM   #13581
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मोलू: मेरे पापा बहुत डरपोक हैं।

गोलू: कैसे?


मोलू: जब भी सड़क पार करते हैं तो मेरी उंगली पकड़ लेते हैं।
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Old 03-11-2017, 10:52 PM   #13582
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सोनू बर्फ का टुकड़ा हाथ में लेकर गौर से देख रहा था।

मोनू: क्या कर रहा है?

सोनू: देख रहा हूं कि लीक कहां से कर रहा है!
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Old 03-11-2017, 10:53 PM   #13583
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एंप्लॉयी: सर, मैंने अपना बैंक खाता आधार कार्ड से लिंक नहीं कराया फिर भी 200 रुपये सब्सिडी आ गई।


बॉस: वह सब्सिडी नहीं बल्कि तुम्हारा इन्क्रीमेंट है।
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Old 03-11-2017, 11:10 PM   #13584
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एक बार एक पुजारी और वकील मर गए और दोनों स्वर्ग के दरवाजे पर खड़े हो गए, यमदूत ने उन दोनों को अन्दर भेजा और दोनों अन्दर चले गए।
अन्दर एक और यमदूत खड़ा था जो उन दोनों को उनके कक्ष तक ले गया।
पहले पुजारी को उसके कक्ष तक छोड़ा जो एक छोटा सा कमरा था जिसमें एक बिस्तर और छोटा सा डैस्क लगा था पुजारी ने यमदूत को धन्यवाद कहा और यमदूत वकील को लेकर उसके कक्ष कि तरफ चल पड़ा।
जब वो दूसरे कक्ष के पास पहुँचा तो ये एक बहुत बड़ा कमरा था जिसमे डबल बेड, एक बड़ी अलमारी, किताबों से भरा हुआ रैक और एक सुन्दर औरत और भी बाकि सभी प्रकार की सुविधाओं से वो कमरा भरा हुआ था।
वकील ने कहा कि मुझे यह समझ नहीं आया कि आपने पुजारी को एक छोटा सा कमरा दिया और मुझे सारी सुविधाओं से भरा ये इतना बड़ा कमरा?
इस पर यमदूत बोला,”साहब हमारे पास यहाँ स्वर्ग में बहुत से पुजारी है पर वकील आप पहले हैं इसलिए।”
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Old 04-11-2017, 09:56 PM   #13585
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पत्नी: पंडित जी, मेरे पति हमेशा लड़ते ही रहते हैं। घर की सुख-शांति के लिए कौनसा व्रत रखूं?

पंडित जी: मौनव्रत रखा करो!
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Old 04-11-2017, 09:57 PM   #13586
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इंटरव्यूअर: आप कितने भाई-बहन हैं?

मोनू: 5


इंटरव्यूअर: आपका नंबर कौनसा है?

मोनू: सर, मेरा नंबर तो जियो का है।
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Old 04-11-2017, 09:57 PM   #13587
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कुछ लोग इतने सिंगल होते हैं कि उनके...
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:10 PM   #13588
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पति दूध पीकर - छीः ये कैसा दूध है ?
बीवी - वो केसर ख़त्म हो गया था जी...
तो मैंने आपकी जेब से...
'विमल पान मसाला' डाल दिया क्योंकि...
इसके दाने -दाने मे है केसर का दम।
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:17 PM   #13589
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भूगोल पढ़ाने वाली एक मैडम बहुत दुबली पतली थी
उसकी पोस्टिंग एक गांव में हो गई
एक दिन वो क्लास में बच्चों से प्रश्न पूछ रही थी
बताओ बच्चों
धरती घूमती हुई क्यों नजर आती है
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मैडम जी कुछ खा लिया करो बिना खाए स्कूल आओगी तो धरती ऐसे ही घूमती नजर आएगी |
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Old 04-11-2017, 10:17 PM   #13590
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एक मुर्गा मालिक को खिङकी से बैठा देख रहा था
मालिक बहुत बीमार था
मालिक की पत्नी उसके बगल में बैठी थी।
पत्नी बोली आपको बहुत तेज़ बुखार है
मै आपके लिए चिकन सूप बना लाती हूँ
इतना सुनते ही मुर्गे के तोते उङ गये
मुर्गा बोला बहन जी
एक बार पेरासिटामोल दे कर भी देख लो।
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