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Old 28-11-2017, 08:14 PM   #13661
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दुकानदार: कैसा सूट दिखाऊं मैडम?
महिला: ऐसा कि पड़ोसन तड़प-तड़पकर दम तोड़ दे।
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Old 29-11-2017, 07:04 PM   #13662
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पत्नी: यह बंदूक लेकर दरवाजे पर क्यों खड़े हो?
पति: शेर का शिकार करने जा रहा हूं।
पत्नी: तो जा क्यों नहीं रहे हो?
पति: बाहर कुत्ता खड़ा है।
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Old 29-11-2017, 07:05 PM   #13663
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राहुल बाल कटवाने के लिए गया...
नाई ने पूछा: बाल छोटे करने हैं क्या?
राहुल: बड़े कर सकते हो तो कर दो।
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Old 30-11-2017, 11:01 PM   #13664
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डॉक्टर: आपके सामने के दांत कैसे टूट गए?
पप्पू: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी।
डॉक्टर: तो रोटी खाई क्यों?
पप्पू: नहीं खाई, इसलिए तो दांत टूट गए।
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Old 30-11-2017, 11:02 PM   #13665
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टीचर ने एक लड़के से कहा, तुम मेरी कक्षा में बैठकर बातें क्यों कर रहे थे?
पप्पू: मैं बातें कैसे कर सकता हूं सर, मैं तो सो रहा था।
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Old 01-12-2017, 08:50 PM   #13666
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बीवी से परेशान पति बाबा के पास गया।

पति : बाबा, मेरी बीवी बहुत परेशान करती है। कोई हल बताओ, क्या करूं?

बाबा: बेटा, अगर बीवी का कोई हल होता, तो आज मैं बाबा न होता।
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Old 01-12-2017, 08:50 PM   #13667
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पागलखाने के इंचार्ज ने पागल से कहा: आप ठीक हैं इसलिए आपको छोड़ा जा रहा है। मगर अफसोस, कल जिस पागल को आपने स्विमिंग पूल में डूबने से बचाया था, आज उसने फांसी लगाकर खुदकुशी कर ली।
पागल: उसने खुदकुशी नहीं की, वह तो मैंने उसे सूखने के लिए लटकाया था।
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Old 01-12-2017, 08:51 PM   #13668
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मैं अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को अपना आईफोनदेखने नहीं देता। इसके दो कारण हैं।
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पहला- मेरी कोई गर्लफ्रेंड नहीं है।

दूसरा- मेरे पास आई-फोन नहीं है।
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Old 02-12-2017, 09:04 PM   #13669
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आने वाली कड़ाके की ठंड को देखते हुए
केन्द्र सरकार का एक बड़ा फैसला,

'नहाए हुए व्यक्ति को छूनेवाला व्यक्ति...

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टीचर: सोनू, बताओ ए के बाद क्या आता है?


सोनू ने काफी देर सोचने के बाद कहा: क्या बोलती तू...
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