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Old 13-12-2017, 08:42 PM   #13701
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टीचर – बच्चो एक बार रजनीकांत हवाई जहाज से स्विट्ज़रलैंड के ऊपर से गुजर रहे थे और उनका पर्स वहाँ गिर गया.
बच्चे – फिर क्या हुआ मैडम ?
टीचर – वह स्थान आज स्विस बैंक के नाम से जाना जाता है
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Old 13-12-2017, 08:43 PM   #13702
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रजनीकांत- आज मेरे कुत्ते ने अंडा दिया है
अमिताभ बच्चन कुत्ते कब से अंडे देने लगे भाई ?
रजनीकांत ये अपना स्टाइल है मैंने अपनी मुर्गी का नाम कुत्ता रखा है
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Old 13-12-2017, 08:44 PM   #13703
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एक बार नासा के पास एलियंस का सन्देश आया. एक एलियन घबराई हुई आवाज में बोला – “हमने 2 संदिग्ध इंसान देखे हैं …”
नासा – “कौन ?”
एलियन – “साबू .. जुपिटर पर और दूसरा रजनीकांत … मंगल पर !!!”
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Old 13-12-2017, 08:44 PM   #13704
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टीचर – रजनीकांत की फिल्म “रोबोट” से क्या सीखने को मिलता है ?
स्टूडेंट – यही कि लड़की इंसान का ही नहीं, मशीन का दिमाग भी खराब कर सकती है … !!!
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Old 13-12-2017, 08:45 PM   #13705
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टीचर – अगर रात में मच्छर काटे तो क्या करना चाहिए ?
स्टूडेंट – चुपचाप खुजाकर सो जाना चाहिए … अब आप कोई रजनीकांत तो हो नहीं जो मच्छर से सॉरी बुलवा लोगे !!
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“न्यूटन का प्रश्न- पांच के बीच में चार कैसे लिखोगे?
चीन ने कहा- चुटकुला
जापान बोला- असंभव
रजनीकांत का जवाब- f(iv)e ”
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Old 13-12-2017, 08:45 PM   #13707
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एक किसान ने अपने मक्के के खेत में कौवे उड़ने के लिए रजनीकांत की तस्वीर चिपका दी नतीजा यह हुआ कि कौवे अगले ही दिन मक्की के वे दाने भी वापस ले आए, जो वे पिछले साल लेकर गए थे.
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Old 13-12-2017, 08:46 PM   #13708
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रजनीकांत – हैलो, मैं रजनीकांत बोल रहा हूँ.
लड़का – हां पता है… बोलिए?
रजनीकांत – तुझे कैसे पता की मैंने कॉल किया है..?
लड़का – मोबाइल स्विच ऑफ था मेरा!
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Old 13-12-2017, 09:06 PM   #13709
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सुबह सुबह पत्नी ने कहा: सुनो, मेरे लिए नाश्ता बना दो.
पति उठा और बाहर जाने लगा.
पत्नी: अरे, कहां चल दिये?
पति: अपने वकील के पास, मुझे तुमसे तलाक लेना है.
पति वकील के घर गया और थोड़ी ही देर में वापस आकर नाश्ता बनाने लगा.
पत्नी: क्यों ? वकील साहब नहीं मिले क्या ?
पति: वकील बर्तन मांज रहा है.
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Old 13-12-2017, 09:07 PM   #13710
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एक महिला पुलिस स्टेशन में…
महिला: ‘इंस्पेक्टर साहब, कब मिलेंगे मेरे पति ? आज 4 दिन हो गए हैं कोई खबर नहीं है उनकी.’
इंस्पेक्टर: ‘मिलेंगे मिलेंगे, जल्द ही मिल जाएंगे. देखिए, कल ही हमें हाईवे के पास से उनके मोजे मिले हैं, वो हमने अपने खोजी कुत्ते को सुंघाए हैं. बस कुत्ते के होश में आते ही हम खोज फिर से शुरू कर देंगे !!!’
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