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Old 03-03-2011, 12:35 AM   #3681
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रमन- यार तेरी गाड़ी का नाम क्या है?
चमन- नाम तो मैं भूल गया, लेकिन टी से चालू होता है।
रमन- अच्छा, तो तेरी गाड़ी चाय से स्टार्ट होती है... मेरी तो पेट्रोल से होती है।
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:36 AM   #3682
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स्टेशन मास्टर से एक यात्री ने सवाल किया- आज कल ट्रेन इतनी लेट क्यों आ रही है?
मास्टर- क्या है ना कि सरकार ने अब जगह-जगह बड़े-बड़े प्रत*ीक्षालय बनवा दिए हैं।
अगर ट्रेन समय पर आ जाएगी तो प्रतीक्षालयों पर इतना खर्च करने का क्या फायदा।
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:40 AM   #3683
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एक महाशय अपना कर्ज वसूल करने कर्जदार के घर पहुँचे और बोले- तुम्हारे पिता को बुला कर लाओ। बेटा बड़*ी मासूमियत से बोला- वे तो घर पर नहीं है। महाशय- घर से बाहर कब गए? मैंने तो उन्हें कल ही बता दिया था कि मैं आने वाला हूँ। बेटा- तभी तो वे सुबह-सुबह ही जल्दी निकल गए।
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:40 AM   #3684
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प्रेमिका (अपने नए प्रेमी से)- अगर तुम शराब, सिगरेट और दूसरी लड़कियों को देखना छोड़ दो तो मैं तुमसे शादी करने का वादा कर सकती हूँ। प्रेमी- ठीक है मैंने छोड़ दिया। प्रेमिका- क्या? प्रेमी- तुमसे शादी करने का वादा।
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:43 AM   #3685
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चिंटू- पता है, शालिनी मेरा बहुत ख्याल रखती है!
रात को मैंने उससे गर्म पानी माँगा तो उसने एक मिनट में मुझे गर्म पानी लाकर दे दिया।
बिट्*टू- पर रात को गरम पानी!
कुछ समझ में नहीं आया? चिंटू-
मैं रात के बर्तन गर्म पानी से ही साफ करता हूँ।
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:43 AM   #3686
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चिंटू- मैंने अपनी पत्नी की पढ़ाई पूरी करवा दी, बारहवीं,
बीए और एमए करवा कर उसकी गर्वमेंट जॉब भी लगवा दी!
अब मैं और क्या करूँ? बिट्*टू- ज्यादा कुछ नहीं।
बस! एक अच्छा-सा लड़का देख कर उसकी शादी करवा दो!
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Old 03-03-2011, 12:49 AM   #3687
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चिकी- कॉलेज के बारे में तुम्हारा कोई कटु अनुभव है क्या?
चिंटू- हाँ है...! याद है तुम्हारी और मेरी पहली मुलाकात कॉलेज में ही तो हुई थी।
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टिल्लू- यार! मैंने एक चीज हमेशा नोटिस की है।
मंगत- बता क्या? टिल्लू- मैंने हमेशा नोट किया है
कि जब भी रेलवे फाटक बंद होता है तो ट्रेन जरूर आती है।
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चिंटू- ओए मच्छर! तुम तो रात में काटते हो ना?
फिर अब दिन में भी। मच्छर- क्या करूँ साहब!
इस बढ़ती महँगाई के कारण हालात खराब हैं।
आज कल ओवरटाइम कर रहा हूँ।
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रमन- क्या बात है?
आज तुम्हारे मोबाइल पर बडे प्यार भरे मैसेज आ रहे है।
मंगत- (गर्व क साथ) क्यों नहीं आएँगे!
आज मैं अपनी प्रेमिका का मोबाइल जो ले आया हूँ।
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