Birth of a Girl

[swahil]

बिट्*टू के घर कन्या ने जन्म लिया तो चिंटू ने कहा- जब लड़की बड़ी होगी तो लड़के उसे रोज छेड़ेंगे।

बिट्*टू- मैंने इसका इन्तजाम कर दिया है।

चिंटू- वह कैसे?

बिट्*टू - मैंने उसका नाम 'दीदी' रख दिया है।

[priya]

Symbol: Miss
Atomic Weight: Highly Variable
Atomic Number: 420

Physical Properties:

1. Boils Very Rapidly
2. Freeze Very Quickly
3. Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts


Chemical Properties:

1. Very Active And Highly Reactive
2. Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
3. Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
4. Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen Of
Same Species

Other Properties:

1. Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other
Cosmetics
2. Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
3. Cries Instantaneously

Uses:

1. A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
2. Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent

Caution:

1. Highly Explosive
2. Handle With Care & At Ur Own Risk

This Is True Try It For Ur Self!!!

[jbend]

Originally Posted by priya

Symbol: Miss
Atomic Weight: Highly Variable
Atomic Number: 420

Physical Properties:

1. Boils Very Rapidly
2. Freeze Very Quickly
3. Melts Quickly On Receiving Gifts


Chemical Properties:

1. Very Active And Highly Reactive
2. Posses Great Affinity For Gold, Silver & Other Costly Items
3. Violent Reactions If Made To Wait & Left Alone
4. Turns Red When Placed Besides Better Looking Specimen Of
Same Species

Other Properties:

1. Stained Or Over-stained With Powder, Lipstick & All Other
Cosmetics
2. Never Ages Beyond Sweet 16
3. Cries Instantaneously

Uses:

1. A Fast Medium Of Spreading Top Secrets
2. Best Income Or Pocket Money Reducing Agent

Caution:

1. Highly Explosive
2. Handle With Care & At Ur Own Risk

This Is True Try It For Ur Self!!!

Believable!