Jokes for young generation

[omkumar]

Result agar acha ho:
Teacher- Hoshiyar bacha hai
Maa-Bhagwan ki kripa hai
Papa-Beta kiska hai
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hai

Result agar bura ho:
Teacher-Padhai mein dhyan nhi kya
Maa-Aag lage is mobile mein
Papa-Laad pyar ne bigaad diya
... Dost-Chal daaru peetey hai

B'day par
Maa-Jug jug jiye mera beta
Papa-Hamesha aage bade
DOST-Chal daaru peetey hain

Love me fail hone pr
Maa-Beta bhul ja usko
Papa- Be a Man!
DOST-CHAL DAARU peetey Hai YAAR

MORAL OF STORY - Duniya badal jati hai but DOST kabi nahi badalte

[jeet]

Why I am not studying?
Because :

No Study = Fail ...................................( I )

Study = No Fail .............................( II )

By adding ( I ) & ( II ) :

==> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING

[bindujain]

Originally Posted by jeet

Why I am not studying?
Because :

No Study = Fail ...................................( I )

Study = No Fail .............................( II )

By adding ( I ) & ( II ) :

==> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )

By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side

=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )

By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)

=====> Study = Fail

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDYING

[anjaan]

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Because they don't C#

[anjaan]

Facebook is a lot of hard work.

I had to create a second account for my right hand, just so I could tell the world I was "in a relationship" with it.

[anjaan]

Physics Teacher: What is this measurable unit "µ" called?
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pappu : Torrent...... //

[anjaan]

There are basically 7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

1. HARD DISK Girls: Remember everything forever.

2. RAM Girls: Forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

3. SCREEN SAVER Girls: Just for looking.

4. INTERNET Girls: Difficult to access.

5. SERVER Girls: Always busy when needed.

6. MULTIMEDIA Girls: Makes horrible things looks beautiful.

7. VIRUS Girls : These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE'. Once enters in your system, then don't leave even after format.

[anjaan]

Girls pc folder:
C\desktop\songs\romantic songs

Boy's pc folder
C\windows\system 32\drivers\study material\important files\educational stuff\data structure an algorithms\sunny leone.avi

[anjaan]

funny source code comments


/* * OK; before you read the following code know what I am trying to do. * I needed to get the list of child catagories from the root node so that * the root node didn't appear in the selection box. But for some stupid * ****ing reason the stupid ****ing DBA wont let me access the items using * indices and I instead have to use their stupid ****ing Iterator * implementation. So there. */$firstList = $this->getRootNode()->getChildren();foreach ($firstList as $node){ $nodes = $node->getChildren(); break; // wtf?}//hack for ie browser (assuming that ie is a browser)*** For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.*/// // Dear maintainer:// // Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,// please increment the following counter as a warning// to the next guy:// // total_hours_wasted_here = 16//// TODO: Fix this. Fix what? // no comments for you// it was hard to write// so it should be hard to read options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! // I am not responsible of this code.// They made me write it, against my will. //Dear future me. Please forgive me.//I can't even begin to express how sorry I am. double penetration; // ouch /* * You may think you know what the following code does. * But you dont. Trust me * Fiddle with me, and youll spend many a sleppless * night cursing the moment you thought you be clever * enough to "optimize" the code below. * Now close this file and go play with something else. // drunk, fix later

[anjaan]

My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes Pete."

I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."

He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."