Hollywood Wit : Classic Off-Screen Quips and Quotes

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Hollywood ... where a producer loves you to death until the end of the job and can't recognize you on the street next day.



-Raymond Chandler

[ndhebar]

Originally Posted by dark saint alaick

ben affleck is my best friend. He's the first guy i'd call if i woke up in a hotel room with a dead hooker.



-matt damon

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[Dark Saint Alaick]

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.



-Fred Allen

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Hollywood's where you spend more than you make, on things you don't need, to impress people you don't like.



-Ken Murray

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Hollywood - that's where they give Oscars to people like Charlton Heston for acting.



-Shirley Knight

[Dark Saint Alaick]

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, stuff it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.



-Fred Allen

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.



-Oscar Levant

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Everything you hear about Hollywood is true ... including the lies.



-Orson Welles

[Dark Saint Alaick]

Nobody in Hollywood is innocent.



-Cary Grant

[rajnish manga]

Originally Posted by Dark Saint Alaick

Nobody in Hollywood is innocent.



-Cary Grant

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