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Old 08-12-2010, 10:39 AM   #1011
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* संता: आपको देखकर मुझे रमेश याद आ जाता है!
बंता: क्या मेरी शकल रमेश से मिलती है?
संता: नहीं! उसने भी मेरे 5000 रूपये देने है!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:40 AM   #1012
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* संता: अगर कोई अनजाना व्यक्ति हमारी कोठी में घुसता है तो हमारे कुत्ते द्वारा हमें पता चल जाता है!
बंता: आपका कुत्ता भौंकने लगता है?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:41 AM   #1013
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* बंता: अगर तुम्हारी बीवी को भूतनी लिपट जाये तो तुम क्या करोगे?
संता: मुझे क्या करना. ये दोनों बहनों का आपसी मामला है!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:43 AM   #1014
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* बंता: क्या आप कोई महान हस्ती बता सकते है जो आज से 50 साल पहले नहीं थी?
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:43 AM   #1015
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* संता: तुम्हारा कुत्ता सारी रात ऊँचे ऊँचे चीखता रहा!
बंता: यह अच्छा नहीं है! किसी की मौत का संकेत है पर पता नहीं किसकी!
संता: तुम्हारी, अगर आज रात भी वह चीखा!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:44 AM   #1016
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* बंता: मुर्गियां रखे बगैर अंडे नहीं लिये जा सकते!
संता: मैं ले सकता हूँ!
बंता: कैसे?
संता: बतखें रखके!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:45 AM   #1017
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* अध्यापक: 3 इडियट देख कर हमें क्या शिक्षा मिलती है?
बंता: जो दिल कहे वो करो!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:46 AM   #1018
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* संता: जब कभी भी मुझे बुखार होता है मैं शराब का अधिया लेता हूँ, एक घंटे में गायब!
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:46 AM   #1019
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सुन कर फांसी की सजा गया कसाई कांप
फंसा न्याय के जाल में दुष्ट ‘लश्करी’ सांप
दुष्ट ‘लश्करी’ सांप, बैठ कर बिल में सोचे
देख ‘मृत्यु’ सन्निकट विषैली केंचुल नोचे
दिव्यदृष्टि दर्जनों डस गया जालिम चुन कर
गया कसाई कांप सजा फांसी की सुन कर

बने विधायक मगन हो भर मन में उत्साह
लेकिन अब होने लगा उनको कष्ट अथाह
उनको कष्ट अथाह चाह ‘सेवा’ की भागी
जन-सेवक जी बने महज ‘मेवा’ अनुरागी
दिव्यदृष्टि पब्लिक की काटें जेब निठल्ले
फिर भी पायें डबल तरक्की बल्ले-बल्ले
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Old 08-12-2010, 10:47 AM   #1020
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* बंता: एक लेखक ने लिखा है कि पति को भी घर के मामलों में बोलने का हक होना चाहिये!
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