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Old 28-10-2010, 11:04 PM   #111
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लगे रहो दोस्तों, वो कहते है न ... हसते हस्ते कट जाएँ रस्ते ... जिंदगी यूँ ही चलती रहे !
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Old 29-10-2010, 01:00 AM   #112
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संता : जब तुमने मेरी पत्नी को कहा की मैं रात को 10 बजे से पहले घर नहीं आ सकूँगा तो मेरी पत्नी तो बहुत मायूस हुई होगी?
बंता: जी नहीं, वो खुश होकर बोली देखलो अगर वो उससे पहले आ गए तो सारी जिम्मेदारी तुम्हारी होगी!
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Old 29-10-2010, 01:01 AM   #113
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बंता संता से: तुम ट्रक देखकर डर क्यों जाते हो?
संता : एक ट्रक ड्राईवर मेरी बीवी को लेकर भाग गया था!
तब से जब कभी भी ट्रक देखता हूँ! डर लगता है कि कही बीवी वापिस करने न आया हो !
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Old 29-10-2010, 01:01 AM   #114
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संता : अगर कल शाम तक मैं 10,000 रूपये का बंदोबस्त नहीं कर सका तो मुझे इज्जत बचाने के लिये ज़हर खाना पड़ेगा !
बंता भाजी क्या तुम मेरी मदद कर सकते हो ?
बंता : सॉरी संता भाजी मेरे पास ज़रा सा भी ज़हर नहीं है!
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Old 29-10-2010, 01:02 AM   #115
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संता : बंता भाजी मैं शादी इसलिये नहीं करवाता क्योंकि मुझे सभी औरतों से डर लगता है !
बंता : तब तो तुम्हें शादी कर लेनी चाहिये फिर तुम सभी औरतों से नहीं डरोगे! सिर्फ एक से डरोगे !
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Old 29-10-2010, 01:03 AM   #116
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संता: तुम घोड़े के बराबर नहीं दौड सकते हो?
बंता: लेकिन घोड़ा दौड़ में मुझसे आगे नहीं जा सकता।
संता: ऐसा हो ही नहीं सकता।
बंता: क्यों नहीं हो सकता, मैं घोडे पर बैठा जो रहूंगा।
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Old 29-10-2010, 01:03 AM   #117
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बंता: कश्मीर वाकई स्वर्ग है ! कश्मीर ने मुझे खुशियां दी हैं मैं वो ब्यान नहीं कर सकता !
संता : पर तुम तो कभी कश्मीर गये ही नहीं !
बंता : मेरी पत्नी प्रीतो तो गई है न !
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संता : क्या तुम भविष्य के बारे में जानते हो ?
बंता बिलकुल जानता हूँ !
संता : इसका सबूत ?
बंता : मेरी मौत शर्तीया ही भविष्य में होगी !
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बंता : श्रीमान् संता जी आप रास्ता देख के चला करो नहीं तो किसी दिन किसी गाड़ी के नीचे आ जाओगे !
संता : तुम इसकी चिंता मत करो ! गाड़ी तो क्या मैं तो कई बार जहाज के नीचे भी आ चुका हूँ !
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बंता : मेरी पत्नी कि याददाश्त बहुत ख़राब है !
संता : क्यों ? वो ज़रूरी बातें भूल जाती है क्या ?
बंता : नहीं ! छोटी छोटी बातें भी याद रखती है !


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