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Old 20-03-2014, 11:50 PM   #8401
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टीचर – “मान लो तुमने अपने दोस्त को 500 रूपए दिए … मगर उसे सिर्फ 200 रुपये की जरूरत है तो बताओ वो तुम्हे कितने वापिस देगा ?”
स्टूडेंट – “एक भी नहीं सर !”
टीचर – “क्या तुम इतना गणित भी नहीं जानते ?”
स्टूडेंट – “गणित तो जानता हूँ सर पर आप मेरे कमीने दोस्तों को नहीं जानते !!!”
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Old 21-03-2014, 10:54 PM   #8402
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It would not be fair to remember Sardar Khushwant Singh and pay him tributes today if we do not reproduce a joke or two which he was so fond of. Here, I have culled out one great joke out of his weekly column "With Malice ..."

Judge: Why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?

Sardar: Your Honour, it is easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.



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Old 21-03-2014, 11:51 PM   #8403
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कुंभ के मेले में स्नान के लिए गया संता भगवान से बोला...

'हे प्रभु न्याय करो,
हे प्रभु न्याय करो!
हमेशा यहां भाई-भाई बिछड़ते हैं,
कभी पति-पत्नी भी ट्राइ करो!'
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Old 22-03-2014, 04:05 PM   #8404
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एक पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर एक मुजरिम की थाने में पिटाई कर रहा था और बार-बार धमकी दे रहा था -
“हरामजादे … आज तेरे ऊपर दो-चार झूठे केस लगाकर अंदर करवाता हूँ … आठ-दस साल बाहर नहीं आ पायेगा !!!”
तभी इंस्पेक्टर के मोबाइल पर खबर आई कि उसे बेटा हुआ है.
इंस्पेक्टर ने मुजरिम की पिटाई रोककर यह खुशखबरी अपने साथी पुलिस वालों को सुनाई – “साथियो, मेरी बीवी ने बेटे को जन्म दिया है !!!”

अचानक मुजरिम रोता हुआ जोर-जोर से चिल्लाने लगा – “डाल दे … डाल दे … अब यह केस भी मुझ पर ही डाल दे कमीने !”

बहुत मजेदार, कमाल कर दिया.

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Old 22-03-2014, 06:50 PM   #8405
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बॉस ने अपने कैबिन के बाहर पोस्टर लगाया...
'मैं बॉस हूं, यह न भूलें!
अपनी लिमिट में रहें!'

थोड़ी देर बाद रिसेप्शनिस्ट ने आकर कहा: सर, आपकी वाइफ का फोन आया था।

बॉस: क्या कहा उसने?
रिसेप्शनिस्ट: उन्होंने कहा कि उन्हें अपना पोस्टर तुरंत घर में वापस चाहिए।
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Old 22-03-2014, 11:44 PM   #8406
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टीवी देख देख कर खराब हो गयी हैं ...

पहली क्लास का बच्चा मैडम से -: मैं आपको कैसा लगता हूँ ....??
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मैडम -: so sweet...
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बच्चा -: तो फिर मैं अपने मम्मी पापा को को आपके घर कब भेजू ......??
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मैडम -: वह क्यू ??
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बच्चा -: क्योकि वो हमारी बात आगे चलाये ...
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मैडम -: ये क्या बकवास हैं..
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बच्चा -:
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टयूसन पढने के लिए...,
मैडम आप भी ना क़सम से टीवी देख देख कर खराब हो गयी हैं ...

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Old 22-03-2014, 11:46 PM   #8407
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तुम्हें भी बुलवा लूंगा ...

एक आदमी ने होटल के रूम में कम्प्यूटर
देखा तो सोचा कि चलो बीवी को मेल कर दूं.
जल्दी में उसने मेल गलत एड्रेस पर भेज दी.
जिस औरत को वह मेल मिली उसके शौहर
का दो दिन पहले ही इंतकाल हुआ था.
मेल पढ़ते ही औरत बेहोशहो गई क्यूंकि उसमें
लिखा था कि “बेगम मैं खैरियत से पहुंच गया हूं.
यहां नेट मौजूद है. जगह छोटीपर शानदार है.
ठंडी - ठंडी हवा बह रही है. जन्नत के मजे आ रहे हैं.
मैंने जो सफेद कपड़े पहने थे वह अब तक साफ हैं.
मैं कल ही तुम्हें भी बुलवा लूंगा. ...

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Old 22-03-2014, 11:49 PM   #8408
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वो एक कबाड़िया है ...

पति-पत्नी बाज़ार में चले जा रहे थे ..!

पत्नी : एक तुम्हारी नज़रों में मेरी कोई ...कीमत नहीं ...!!
वो देखो ...मुझे देख कर उस आदमी की आँखें ..कैसे चमक रही हैं ...!!

पति : चमकेंगी ..क्यों नहीं ..!! वो एक कबाड़िया है ..
और कबाड़ ..देख कर उसकी आँखें ऐसे ही चमकती हैं ...!!. ...

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Old 23-03-2014, 11:25 AM   #8409
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तुम दोनों के चक्कर ...

एक बार आंख और दिल में लड़ाई हो गई।

दिल : देखते तुम हो दर्द मुझे होता है।

आंख : दिल लगाते हो तुम और रोती मैं हूं।

इतने में गाल बोला : अबे गधो, तुम दोनों के चक्कर में थप्पड़ तो मुझे खाना पड़ता है...

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