Humour Unlimited

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:51 AM

Humour Unlimited

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:52 AM

Subject - A kya bolti tu
HINDI:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we’ll freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :
This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam.

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:52 AM

Definition Of a Girl:
-The One you just Called Fat; She has been Starving Herself,and She has Lost over 30 Pounds..! =P
-The One you just Called Stupid; She has a Learning Disability,and Studies Over for Hours a Night..! =D
-The One you just Called Ugly; She Spends Over 3 Hours Putting Make-Up; On Hoping People will Think She is Petty..! :O
Moral:Your Words can Hurt Someone,Think Before you Speak

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:53 AM

Sagar ka interview tha

Sawal aya: English mai translate kro

MAIN NOKARI K LIAY BHT UMEED SE HON

Sagar:

I AM PREGNANT FOR THE JOB..

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:55 AM

Nikku half pant pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,.

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Toh ab kya woh bhi utaar de..??
Har baat mein joke chaiye..
Jaan Lelo Nikku ki

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:55 AM

"A Question Asked In A Talent Test "

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
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The Answer Came:
"Why Should I"

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:56 AM

" Barish Jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

Khushiyaam jayega, phir bhi aayega...............

Par

is umar main tere danth jayega, toh phir nahi aayega...............

isliye ladkiyom ke saamne samhalkar Janaa........................

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:57 AM

Giri: Aaj prty kyu de rahe ho?

Nikhil: Kal mera scooter kho gaya,

bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us

par nahi baitha tha, varna

mai bhi kho jata

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:57 AM

Printing mistake in Question paper : " Prove that 2/10=0.2 " is wrongly printed that " 2/10=2 "

Rocking students answered as below,

2 = TWO,

10 = TEN

TWO / TEN = WO / EN

W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order)

E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order)

W+O= 23+15 = 38

E+N= 5+14 = 19

So, 38 / 19 = 2

Hence proved !

anjaan · 23-04-2011, 09:58 AM

Teacher : " Jab tu ek jhhoot bolega to tere 5 minute life se kat jayega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aur jab tu haste samay tere life main 10 minute juda jayega"

Veer : " Toh hum haskar jooth bola toh humari life main 5 minute zyada milega na teacher???????????????????"

23-04-2011, 09:51 AM	#1
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23-04-2011, 09:52 AM	#2
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Subject - A kya bolti tu HINDI: A Kya Bolti Tu ? A Kya Mai Bolu ? Sun Suna Ati Kya Khandala ? Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ? Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya URDU AAP KUCH BOLEIN? HUM KYA BOLEIN?? MULAIZA FARMAYEIN IRSHAD TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA? KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE?? ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!! ENGLISH: Aye what do you say? Aye what should I say? Listen. Speak on. Coming to khandala? What should I do, coming to khandala? We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we’ll freak, baby,what else? SANSKRIT : This is too good Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh Shrinvasi! Shrunha Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyam.

23-04-2011, 09:52 AM	#3
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Definition Of a Girl: -The One you just Called Fat; She has been Starving Herself,and She has Lost over 30 Pounds..! =P -The One you just Called Stupid; She has a Learning Disability,and Studies Over for Hours a Night..! =D -The One you just Called Ugly; She Spends Over 3 Hours Putting Make-Up; On Hoping People will Think She is Petty..! :O Moral:Your Words can Hurt Someone,Think Before you Speak

23-04-2011, 09:53 AM	#4
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Sagar ka interview tha Sawal aya: English mai translate kro MAIN NOKARI K LIAY BHT UMEED SE HON Sagar: I AM PREGNANT FOR THE JOB..

23-04-2011, 09:55 AM	#5
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Nikku half pant pehan kar Cycle chala raha tha,. . . .... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . Toh ab kya woh bhi utaar de..?? Har baat mein joke chaiye.. Jaan Lelo Nikku ki

23-04-2011, 09:55 AM	#6
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan "A Question Asked In A Talent Test " If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How Would You Recognize Your Wife ? . ....... . . . . . . The Answer Came: "Why Should I"

23-04-2011, 09:56 AM	#7
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan " Barish Jayega, phir bhi aayega............... Khushiyaam jayega, phir bhi aayega............... Par is umar main tere danth jayega, toh phir nahi aayega............... isliye ladkiyom ke saamne samhalkar Janaa........................

23-04-2011, 09:57 AM	#8
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Giri: Aaj prty kyu de rahe ho? Nikhil: Kal mera scooter kho gaya, bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us par nahi baitha tha, varna mai bhi kho jata

23-04-2011, 09:57 AM	#9
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Printing mistake in Question paper : " Prove that 2/10=0.2 " is wrongly printed that " 2/10=2 " Rocking students answered as below, 2 = TWO, 10 = TEN TWO / TEN = WO / EN W = 23, O = 15 (As alphabetic order) E=5, N=14 (As alphabetic order) W+O= 23+15 = 38 E+N= 5+14 = 19 So, 38 / 19 = 2 Hence proved !

23-04-2011, 09:58 AM	#10
anjaan Special Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Jhumri Tillaiya Posts: 2,429 Rep Power: 22	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Teacher : " Jab tu ek jhhoot bolega to tere 5 minute life se kat jayega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aur jab tu haste samay tere life main 10 minute juda jayega" Veer : " Toh hum haskar jooth bola toh humari life main 5 minute zyada milega na teacher???????????????????"