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Old 16-12-2011, 12:30 PM   #31
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[QUOTE=raju;1947]Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,


Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................
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Old 16-12-2011, 05:35 PM   #32
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मजेदार सुत्र है दोस्तों, बार-बार पडःअने का दिल करता है.
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Old 23-12-2011, 01:21 PM   #33
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Nice presentation. I like it. All are mind blowing.

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Old 11-01-2012, 08:21 PM   #34
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Girl : MCDONALD JAYENGE.
BOY : SPELLING TO BATA FIR
JAYENGE.
GIRL : HMMM.. . KFC JAYENGE.
BOY : USKA FULL FORM BATA.
GIRL : RAHNE DE KAMEENE. VADA
PAV HI KHILA
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:28 PM   #35
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आंसुओ को बहुत समझाया कि तन्हाई में आया करो
महफ़िल में यु हमारा मज़ाक न उड़ाया करो!

आंसू तड़प के बोले महफ़िल में आपको तनहा पाते है
इसलिए हम चले आते है - चले आते है!!
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Old 11-01-2012, 08:32 PM   #36
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Dukh De Kar Sawaal Karte ho,
Tum Bhi Janam ! Kamaal Karte ho..

Dekh Kar Puchh Liya haal mera,
Chalo Kuchh to Khayaal Karte ho..

Shehar -e- Dil me Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi,
Ye Bhi mujh se Sawaal Karte ho ???

Marnaa Chaahain to mar nahi Sakte,
tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho..

Ab Kis Kis Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ?
Her Sitam Be-misaal Karte ho…..!!
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Old 02-06-2012, 06:02 PM   #37
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Hyderabadi poem on Anna hazare:

Anna hazare Anna Hazare.
Corruption ku baigan me mein milare ,
Pure politicia'an sar'a khujare'an
.........kahan se tho bhi agayare Anna hazare Anna Hazare,

Din raat News pe tum'ich aare
Log'an bouran hojare
Khana nai khare
Candle'an jalare

Buree buree awaz'an Nikalre
India gate pe chad jare
Anna Hazare Anna Hazare,

Single phasli hoke poore india ku hilare
Hamare pyare,sab ke dulare
Anna Hazare Anna Hazare
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Old 10-10-2012, 05:00 PM   #39
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hahahahha nice shyari
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Pyaar Ka Computer

Abhi Abhi To Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai Chaaloo
Aab Main Dil Ki Hard Disk Pe Aur Kitni Files Daaloo

Apne Chehare Se Ruswaai Ka Error To Hatao
Ai Jaaneman Apne Dil Ka Password To Batao

Woh To Hum Hain Jo Aap Ki Chahat Dil Main Rakhte Hain
Warna Aap Jaise Kitney Hi Softwares Bazaar Main Bikte Hain
Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapne Main Aate Ho
Mere Pyar Ko Mouse Bana Ke Ungaliyon Pe Nachaate Ho

Tere Pyar Ka Email Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai
Par Beech Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aataa Hai

Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Intezaar
Hamaare Dil Ki Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar

Apni Insult Ka Badalaa Dekhna Main Kaise Loonga
Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga

Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Ker Diya Karte Hai
Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai

Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style
Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File
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