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Old 28-10-2010, 03:06 PM   #1
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Thumbs up "Self Appraisal"

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?


Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."


Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."


Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.


Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.


Woman : No, thank you.


With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.


Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."


Boy : "No thanks,


Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.


Boy :
No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"



This is called "Self Appraisal"
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Old 28-10-2010, 05:27 PM   #2
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Old joke, but still cracks me up.
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Old 28-10-2010, 05:33 PM   #3
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good one.. keep posting such nice jokes..
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