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Old 22-11-2017, 07:02 PM   #13641
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बॉस: अरे वाह, नया शर्ट! कहां से खरीदा?

सोनू: खरीदा नहीं है, भाई ने गिफ्ट किया है।


बॉस: थैंक गॉड, मुझे लगा कि मैं सैलरी ज्यादा देने लगा हूं!
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Old 23-11-2017, 07:19 PM   #13642
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पत्नी: मैं इसे पिछले 3 साल से लगातार पहन रही हूं, फिर भी इसकी फिटिंग वैसी की वैसी ही है!



पति: भगवान से डरो, यह शॉल है।
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Old 23-11-2017, 07:20 PM   #13643
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मोबाइल की आदत का आलम ऐसा है कि घरवाले भी जल्दी नहीं उठाते।
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वे भी जानते हैं कि रजाई से निकाल दिया को लड़का मोबाइल में घुस जाएगा!
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Old 23-11-2017, 08:33 PM   #13644
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5 साल का बच्चा – “आय लव यू माँ !”
माँ – “आय लव यू टू बेटा !”
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16 साल का बेटा – “आय लव यू माँ !”
माँ – “बेटा, मेरे पास पैसे नहीं हैं …”
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25 साल का बेटा – “आय लव यू माँ !”
माँ – “कौन है वह ? कहां रहती है ?”
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35 साल का बेटा – “आय लव यू माँ !”
माँ – “बेटा तुझे पहले ही समझाया था उस लड़की से शादी मत करना !”
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और …
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55 साल का बेटा – “आय लव यू माँ !”
माँ – “बेटा, मैं किसी भी कागज़ पर साइन नहीं करूंगी !!!”
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Old 23-11-2017, 08:34 PM   #13645
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पति गुस्से में बडबड़ाता हुआ अपने फ्लैट में घुसा.
पत्नी – “क्या हुआ ?”
पति – “मेरा अपार्टमेंट के मैनेजर से झगड़ा हो गया !”
पत्नी – “क्यों ?”
पति – “वो कमीना अपने दोस्तों से कह रहा था कि इस अपार्टमेंट रहने सारी महिलाओं से उसकी सेटिंग है .. सिर्फ एकको छोड़कर !”
पत्नी – “hmmm … एक को छोड़कर ! … वो जरूर थर्ड फ्लोर पर रहने वाली मिसेज गुप्ता होगी ! इस पूरी बिल्डिंग में वही सबसे ज्यादा नकचढ़ी है !!!”
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Old 23-11-2017, 08:34 PM   #13646
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गीत-संगीत की महफ़िल चल रही थी.
एक गायक ने जैसे गाना खतम किया, श्रोताओं में से आवाज़ आई – once more ! once more !
गायक ने फिर से गाना शुरू कर दिया. फिर जैसे ही गाना खतम हुआ, आवाज़ आने लगी – once more ! once more !
गायक ने फिर से गाना गाया. तीन-चार बार ऐसे ही हुआ तो गायक ने श्रोताओं से कहा – “मेरे प्यारे श्रोताओं, मैं आप लोगों का प्यार समझता हूँ, पर यहाँ और भी कलाकार आए हैं उनको भी अपनी कला दिखाने का मौका दीजिए … ”
एक पहलवान टाइप श्रोता उठकर खड़ा हुआ और बोला – “जब तक तू ठीक से नहीं गायेगा तुझे ही गाना पड़ेगा !!!”
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Old 24-11-2017, 08:24 PM   #13647
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एक कंजूस ने मिठाई की दुकान खोली।

हेल्पर के लिए अखबार में ऐडदिया...


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हेल्पर चाहिए, योग्यता: डायबिटीज अनिवार्य
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Old 24-11-2017, 08:25 PM   #13648
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सोनू: लेटर किसे लिख रहा है?

मोनू: सरकार को लिख रहा हूं। कुछ पूछना है।


सोनू: क्या पूछना है?

मोनू: यही कि बुलेट ट्रेन में भी पंखे के ऊपर जूते रखने की सुविधा मिलेगी या नहीं !
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Old 24-11-2017, 08:27 PM   #13649
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पप्पू अपने दोस्त के घर गया।

दोस्त की ममी: समझा अपने दोस्त को, यह 11 बजे सोकर उठता है।

पप्पू: क्यों रे, क्या करता है इतनी जल्दी उठकर?
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Old 24-11-2017, 09:08 PM   #13650
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रामलाल बहुत उदास था. उसके दोस्त कन्हैयालाल ने उदासी का कारण पूछा.
रामलाल – “क्या बताऊँ यार, तीन हफ्ते पहले मेरे एक दूर के रिश्ते के चाचाजी गुजर गए … मेरे लिए 50 लाख रुपये छोड़ गए…”
कन्हैयालाल – “तो इसमें उदास होने वाली कौनसी बात है यार ?”
रामलाल – “आगे तो सुनो … चाचाजी के गुजरने के एक हफ्ते बाद मेरे एक दूर के फूफाजी भी गुजर गए और मेरे लिए 25 लाख छोड़ गए…”
कन्हैयालाल – “अबे तो तुझे तो खुश होना चाहिए …”
रामलाल – “पूरी बात तो सुन … पिछले हफ्ते गाँव में मेरे दादाजी भी गुजर गए और मेरे लिए 1 करोड़ की जायदाद छोड़ गए …”
रामलाल – “साले तू तो मालामाल हो गया फिर मुंह लटकाए क्यों बैठा है ?”
रामलाल – “तो और क्या करूँ ? ये वाला पूरा हफ्ता खाली निकल गया…. कोई भी नहीं मरा ….. !!!”
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