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Old 25-10-2013, 05:16 PM   #261
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लडका अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड से - अमीर से अमीर आदमी भी मेरे पिताजी के आगे कटोरी लेकर खडा रहता है |
गर्लफ्रेंड - फिर तो तुम्हारे पिताजी बहुत अमीर होंगे |
लडका - नहीं वह गोलगप्पे बेचते है |
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Old 25-10-2013, 05:17 PM   #262
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चलो जुट जाए दीवाली की सफाई मे..

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Old 25-10-2013, 05:18 PM   #263
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एक शराबी दूसरे शहर में घूमने गया. शाम को तलब लगी तो एक दुकान पर जा पहुंचा.
शराबी – “एक बोतल व्हिस्की दो … ”
दुकानदार – “सॉरी, हमारे शहर में नशाबंदी है इसलिए हम आपको शराब नहीं दे सकते….”
शराबी – “मगर आपकी दुकान में तो शराब रखी है … ”
दुकानदार – “ये उन लोगों के लिए है जिन्हें सांप-बिच्छू काट ले … ”
शराबी – “अच्छा … तो फिर यहाँ सांप-बिच्छू किधर मिलेंगे ?”
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Old 25-10-2013, 05:18 PM   #264
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Old 25-10-2013, 05:19 PM   #265
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एक दिन रजनीकांत को अपने ऊपर बने चुटकुले पढ़कर गुस्सा आया और उन्होंने अलर्ट जारी कर दिया...

'अगर आज के बाद किसी ने मुझ पर चुटकुले बनाए, तो मैं...
इंटरनेट ही डिलीट कर दूंगा!'
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Old 25-10-2013, 05:19 PM   #266
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मां: तू इंग्लिश चैनल ही क्यों देखता है?
बेटा: क्यों, क्या प्रॉब्लम है?
मां: कोई कल्चर है उनका...! 100 बार शादी करते हैं, 100 बार डिवॉर्स लेते हैं!
बेटा: मां, वैसे बालिका-वधु के बारे में आपका क्या खयाल है??
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Old 25-10-2013, 05:20 PM   #267
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सुबह-सुबह लोटा लेकर खेतों में भागते हुए भी लोग फेसबुक पर अपडेट करने लगे हैं : (मोबाईल पे)

"फीलिंग एक्साईटेड..!
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और आने के बाद ?!

"फीलिंग रिलेक्स्ड".!!
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अध्यापिका: ये बताओ बारिश के साथ बिजली क्यों चमकती है?
पप्पू: जी इससे पता चलता है कि कौन-कौन सी जगह सूखी रह गई है।
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Old 25-10-2013, 05:28 PM   #270
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एक आदमी अपने ख्यालों में इतना खोया रहता मानो घर से उसे कोई मतलब ही न हो |
एक दिन उसकी पत्नी बोली - पता है , हमारा मुन्ना चलने लगा हैं ?
पति का ध्यान कहीं और था , उसने पूछा - कब से ?
पत्नी ने कहा - अजी 2012 से |
पति बोला - ओह ! तब तो वह 2013 में चला गया होगा
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