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Funny Quotes & applications
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:57 PM
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Re: Funny applications
An employee applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:58 PM
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Re: Funny applications
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:58 PM
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Re: Funny applications
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:58 PM
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Re: Funny applications
From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:59 PM
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Re: Funny applications
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:59 PM
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Re: Funny applications
An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:59 PM
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Re: Funny applications
A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 08:59 PM
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Re: Funny applications
Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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26-04-2013, 09:00 PM
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Re: Funny applications
Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..." Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
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तरुवर फल नहि खात है, नदी न संचय नीर । परमारथ के कारनै, साधुन धरा शरीर ।। विद्या ददाति विनयम, विनयात्यात पात्रताम । पात्रतात धनम आप्नोति, धनात धर्मः, ततः सुखम ।। कभी कभी -->http://kadaachit.blogspot.in/ यहाँ मिलूँगा: https://www.facebook.com/jai.bhardwaj.754 |
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