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Old 07-06-2017, 09:29 PM   #13071
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किसी ने धृतराष्ट्र से पुछा - "मैंने सुना है आपके 100 बच्चे हैं। क्या यह सही है?"
धृतराष्ट्र ने कहा- "मैंने भी सुना ही है, देखा मैंने भी नहीं है।"
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:29 PM   #13072
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क शराबी सुबह-सुबह atm में गया।

शराबी: Atm में पैसे हैं क्या?

गार्ड: हां हैं।

शराबी: निकाल लूं क्या?

गार्ड: हां, निकाल लो

शराबी: लाओ पेचकस है क्या?

गार्ड बेहोश।
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:30 PM   #13073
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अंग्रेज को मच्छर काट रहे थे...
उसने सारी लाइट बंद कर दी..

तभी रूम में जुगनू आ गया...


अंग्रेज : "o my god...!!!
इंडिया का मच्छर इतना एडवांस है...
साला टार्च लेकर ढूंढ़ रहा है...!!
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Old 07-06-2017, 09:30 PM   #13074
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३ साल के कार्यकाल में मोदी सरकार की सबसे बड़ी उपलब्धि
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बाहूबली हत्या कांड का पर्दाफाश
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Old 09-06-2017, 08:57 PM   #13075
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आज भारतीय मंगल ग्रह पर पहुँच गये, एक दिन में 104 उपग्रह छोड़े

फिर भी पहली बारिश पर लाइट जायेगी ही

इसे कहते हैं नियम मतलब नियम
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Old 09-06-2017, 08:57 PM   #13076
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अगर मुझे मोदीजी से मिलने का कभी मौका मिले
तो सबसे पहले मैं यही पूछूँगा....

कि, सर आप......

बिना दारु पिए.......

मन की बात कैसे कर लेते हैं...
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Old 09-06-2017, 09:00 PM   #13077
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एक बिहारी ने परीक्षा में 100,000 रूपए में सेटिंग करी ....
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शिक्षा अधिकारी को एडवांस 50000 दे दिए..
बाकि रकम बाद में देने का वादा किया....
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कॉपी चेक होने के बाद शिक्षा अधिकारी ने फ़ोन किया और बाकि रकम की मांग की..
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बिहारी बाकि रकम देने से मुकर गया तो बाबू ने अधिकारी से पूंछा अब क्या करें सर?
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अधिकारी बोला : साले को टॉप करवा दो...अपने आप भुगतेगा....
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Old 09-06-2017, 09:01 PM   #13078
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#gst बिल्कुल आसान शब्दों में ....

Gst होने वाली ' दुल्हन ' है , अधिकारी वर्ग उसके ' घरवाले ' और व्यापारी उसका होने वाला ' दूल्हा ' !
अब जब तक शादी नही हो जाती ( gst लागू नही हो जाती ) तब तक उसके घरवाले दूल्हे को होने वाली दुल्हन के गुण ही बतायेंगे । जैसी ही शादी हुई , उसके बाद अगर दूल्हे ने दुल्हन के नाज नखरे ( नियम कायदे ) न माने , तो दुल्हन के घरवाले दूल्हे का जीना हराम कर देंगे .....।
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पहले शाहरुख खान *#Fan* लेकर आया...
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अब सलमान खान *#Tubelight* लेकर आ रहा है...
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हो ना हो अब आमिर खान *#Bijli_Ka_Bill* लेकर आएगा...!!!!
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Old 09-06-2017, 09:30 PM   #13080
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कभी आपने सोचा है कि

शादी के 15 साल बाद
आदमी 45 साल का लगता है और
महिलाए 30 साल की क्यों लगती है,

कभी ध्यान देना दिन में 12 बार पत्नी कहती है,
"हे भगवान् मेरी उम्र मेरे पति को लग जाये । "

कृपा वहीं से आ रही है,!
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