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Old 30-12-2017, 06:57 PM   #13771
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सोनू: यार, फेक आईडी की भी हद हो गई।
मोनू: कैसे, क्या हुआ?

सोनू: कल महात्मा गांधी की रिक्वेस्ट आई है।
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Old 31-12-2017, 07:35 PM   #13772
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जिन-जिन लोगों ने क्रिसमस को लालटोपी के साथ फोटो डाला है।
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उम्मीद है, नाग पंचमी को गले में सांप लटकाकर फोटो पोस्ट करेंगे।
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Old 01-01-2018, 05:55 PM   #13773
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लगातार जीत के मामले में भारतीय क्रिकेट टीम दूसरे नंबर पर पहुंच गई है...

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पहले नंबर पर अभी भी bjp है।
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Old 01-01-2018, 05:56 PM   #13774
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कहीं लिखा था कि पत्नी को बहस से नहीं बल्कि अपनी मुस्कान से हराओ।
सोनू ने घर आकर ऐसा ही किया।

पत्नी: आजकल तुम्हें बहुत ज्यादा हंसी आ रही है। लगता है तुम्हारा भूत उतारना पड़ेगा!
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Old 02-01-2018, 06:52 PM   #13775
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पति: जब तुम मायके जाती हो तो कैसा लगता है?


पत्नी: बहुत अच्छा लगता है।

पत्नी: तुम्हें सबसे अच्छा कब लगता है?

पति: वही, जब तुम मायके जाती हो।
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Old 02-01-2018, 06:53 PM   #13776
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हर किसी की जिंदगी में एक ऐसा दोस्त जरूर होता है...
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जो सारी प्रॉब्लम सुनकर, अंत में कहता है कि तेरा कुछ नहीं हो सकता!
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Old 03-01-2018, 05:58 PM   #13777
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ठंड इतनी तेज है कि मच्छर भी कान में आकर बोल रहा है...
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काटूंगा नहीं, रजाई गर्म हो गई हो तो थोड़ी देर घुस जाने दे!
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Old 03-01-2018, 05:59 PM   #13778
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गर्लफ्रेंड: अगर मेरे 12वीं 70% नंबर आए तो पापा मुझे ऐक्टिवा दिलाएंगे।
सोनू: मेरे पापा ने तो 10वीं में 33% आते ही मुझे ट्रैक्टर दिलाया था और वह भी ट्रॉली सहित।
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Old 04-01-2018, 06:36 PM   #13779
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सबसे बड़ा झूठ तो ममी बोलती है, जब कहती है...
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एक लोटा पानी डालने के बाद ठंड नहीं लगेगी।
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Old 04-01-2018, 06:37 PM   #13780
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सोनू: सर, एक बात कहनी है।

टीचर: कहो।

सोनू: जब एक टीचर सारे सबजेक्ट्स नहीं पढ़ा सकता तो एक स्टूडेंट कैसे पढ़ सकता है?
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