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Old 08-02-2018, 06:07 PM   #13891
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मर्द तो शादी के बाद भी स्टूडेंट ही रहता है...
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Old 08-02-2018, 06:13 PM   #13892
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पार्टी में पति को एक लड़की से हंस-हंसकर बातें करता देख...

पत्नी: घर चलिए,
मैं आपकी चोट पर मूव लगा दूंगी।

पति: ...लेकिन मुझे चोट कहां लगी है?

पत्नी: अभी हम घर भी कहां पहुंचे हैं!
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Old 08-02-2018, 06:14 PM   #13893
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एक बच्चे ने अपनी साइकल vip एरिया में खड़ी कर दी।

पुलिस: तुम्हें मालूम नहीं, यह vip एरिया है। यहां से कई सांसद, मंत्री और नेता गुजरते हैं।

बच्चा: कोई बात नहीं, मैंने साइकल को ताला लगा दिया है
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Old 10-02-2018, 06:19 PM   #13894
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डॉक्टर: पत्नी की तबीयत कैसी है?
पति: अब ठीक है, सुबह तो लड़ी भी थी।
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Old 10-02-2018, 06:19 PM   #13895
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रोहन: यार, शादी का क्या मतलब होता है?
सोहन: धूमधाम से खुद की सुपारी देना!
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:46 PM   #13896
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सबसे मीठा चुम्मन: सर पर;
सबसे प्यारा चुम्मन: गालों पर;
सबसे रोमांटिक चुम्मन: होंठों पर;
और गरमा-गर्म चुम्मन: बाइक के साइलेंसर पर।
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“डर के आगे जीत है”
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Old 11-02-2018, 05:47 PM   #13897
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एक लड़की ने छोटे बच्चे के गाल पर किस की।
गर्ल : सॉरी, तुम्हारे गाल लिपस्टिक लग गई।
बच्चा : कुछ अच्छा करने से अगर दाग लगते है तो दाग अच्छे हैं।
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Old 11-02-2018, 06:32 PM   #13898
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औरत : डॉक्टर मेरे होंठों पर इंफेक्शन हो गया है।
डॉक्टर : ‘किस’ कितनी बार करती हो ?
औरत : साल में एक बार
डॉक्टर : अरे बावली इंफेक्शन नहीं जंग लग गया है।
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Old 11-02-2018, 06:34 PM   #13899
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इंटरव्यूअर: तुम्हारी क्वॉलिफिकेशनक्या है?

पप्पू: नेत्र नेत्र चाय।

इंटरव्यूअर: क्या मतलब?

पप्पू: आई. आई. टी.
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हम भारतीयों में तो बहुत टैलंट है।हमारे यहां महिलाएं तो...


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