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Old 22-08-2016, 09:04 PM   #12661
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पति: मैच वाला चैनल लगाओ...

पत्नी: नहीं लगाऊंगी।

पति: देख लूंगा...

पत्नी: क्या देख लोगे...

पति: यही चैनल, जो तुम देख रही हो!
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Old 22-08-2016, 09:47 PM   #12662
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गांव में रहने वैली जेठानी ने शहरी देवरानी को फोन कर कहा: "तुम्हारे बेटे पिंटू के लिए मेरी बेटी की राखी मिल गई क्या?"
देवरानी बोली: "नहीं भाभीजी!"
कोई बात नहीं दो दिन देख लो नहीं तो हम लोग जन्माष्टमी तक खुद ही आजाएंगे और एकबार फिर राखी मन जाएगी घर में!"
दूसरे दिन देवरानी का फोन आया: "भाभीजी राखी मिल गई!"
जेठानी बोली: " हम लोग तो भेज ही नहीं पाए और तुम्हें मिल भी गई?"
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Old 23-08-2016, 06:17 PM   #12663
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मां (अपने बेटे से)- तू पूरे साल कुछ नहीं पढ़ता और एग्जाम आते ही किताबों में घुस जाता है। ऐसा क्यों?

बेटा (स्टाइल में)- क्योंकि लहरों का सुकून तो सबको पसंद है,
लेकिन तूफानों से कश्ती निकालने का मजा ही कुछ और है।

मां (चप्पल उठाकर)- इधर आ कुत्ते...तुझे बनाती हूं टाइटैनिक का ड्राइवर ।
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Old 24-08-2016, 08:25 PM   #12664
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मोटापा कम करने का एकदम अचूक उपाय:

रात को सोने से पहले चार करेले गर्म दूध में भिगो दो। सुबह वो करेले एक बर्तन में डालो। अब इस बर्तन में दो गिलास पानी डालकर फ्रिज में रख दो। रात को फिर यही करेले ठंडे पानी से निकालकर गर्म दूध में भिगो दो।

रोज यही करते रहो, क्योंकि एक्सरसाइज तो तुमसे होगी नहीं... चोंचले दुनियाभर के करवा लो।
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Old 27-08-2016, 07:43 PM   #12665
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अगर आप रोज एक गिलास लौकी, करेला और पालक का जूस पाते हैं

तो ना केवल आपका वजन कम होगा

बल्कि जीवन जीने की इच्छा भी कम हो जाएगी।
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Old 02-09-2016, 08:33 PM   #12666
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संटू (बीवी से) - सेल्फ कंट्रोल तो कोई तुमसे सीखे।
शरीर में इतनी शुगर है .....
पर मज़ाल है कभी जुबान पर आने दी हो!
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Old 04-09-2016, 06:26 PM   #12667
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एक boy friend ने बस इसलिए आत्महत्या कर ली क्योंकि, उसकी girl friend ने

रिलायंस जियो की सिम से मिस्डकॉल मारी थी!
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Old 07-09-2016, 06:42 PM   #12668
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एक आदमी छोटा जूता पहन कर जा रहा था।

चुन्नू: अंकल जी जूता कहां से लिया है।

आदमी (चिढ़ते हुए): पेड़ से तोड़ा है।

चुन्नू: तोड़ना ही था तो 2 महीने बाद तोड़ते, कुछ बड़ा हो जाता।
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Old 10-09-2016, 10:46 PM   #12669
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लड़की ने प्यार से लडके के सीने पर अपना सिर रखा और बोली...

तेरा दिल कितना कुरकुरा है...

लड़का: दिल नहीं, बीडी का बंडल है!
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Old 11-09-2016, 02:37 PM   #12670
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अमिताभ: आज मेरे पास बंगला है, गाड़ी है, बैंक बैलेंस है, तुम्हारे पास क्या है?
शशि कपूर: मेरे पास जियो सिम है।
अमिताभ: ...तो मां कहां है?
शशि कपूर: वो अपने एयरटेल नंबर को रिलायंस जियो में पोर्ट करवाने गई है!
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