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Old 02-03-2011, 10:39 PM   #3671
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ग्रहण के बाद दरवाजे पर भिख माँगने आया भिखारी बोला- अल्लाह के नाम पर कुछ दे दो..। महिला सौ का नोट दिखाते हुई बोली- क्या तुम्हारे पास 50 रुपए है? भिखारी (खुशी से)- जी है। महिला- तो पहले वो खर्च कर लो। दान तो मैं बाद में भी दे सकती हूँ।
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:42 PM   #3672
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चिंटू- पता है आदमी एक कान से सुनते है, दूसरे कान से निकाल देते है।
बिट्*टू- और गर्लफ्रेंड दोनों कानों से सुनती है, मुँह से निकाल देती है
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:47 PM   #3673
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रमन- अपनी प्रेमिका के लिए फूल लेकर आया!
प्रेमिका- मुझे यह फूल नहीं कोई सोने की चीज चाहिए।
रमन- यह लो तकिया और सो जाओ!
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:49 PM   #3674
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चिंटू- चिंकी इस बार आप अपने जन्मदिन पर कम ही चीजें खरीदना क्योंकि महँगाई बहुत बढ़ गई है। चिकी- ठीक है। पिछले साल मैंने 20 मोमबत्तियाँ जलाई थी इस बार 16 ही जलाऊँगी
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:56 PM   #3675
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प्रोफेसर- आज तुम इतनी देर से क्यों आएँ हो?
कॉलेज तो सात बजे ही शुरू हो जाता है।
छात्र- आप मेरी फिक्र ना किया करें,
अपना कॉलेज शुरू करवा दिया करो।
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:57 PM   #3676
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रमन- मेरा बेटा दिन भर नाखून कुतरता था,
मैंने तो उसकी यह आदत छुड़वा दी!
चमन- अच्छा! वह कैसे? रमन- उसके दाँत तोड़के!
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Old 02-03-2011, 10:58 PM   #3677
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चिंटू- सर! मैं आपका हारमोनियम ठीक करने आया हूँ।
बिट्*टू- पर हमने तो आपको बुलाया ही नहीं!
चिंटू- जी वो... आपके पड़ोस में रहने वाली युवतियों ने बुलाया है।
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:00 PM   #3678
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मंगत- मैंने शादी से पहले अपनी पत्नी को एक बार भी प्यार नहीं किया था!
क्या तुमने किया था? टिल्लू- तुम पहले अपनी पत्नी का नाम बताओ तो ही बता सकता हूँ।
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:01 PM   #3679
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रमन- पता है! मेरी पत्नी एकदम झूठी और वायदे से मुकरने वाली है।
चमन- ऐसा क्या कर दिया उसने?
रमन- शादी से पहले उसने कहा था कि मैं तुम्हारे लिए जान भी दे सकती हूँ।
पर अब तक उसने जान दी तो है नहीं।
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एक दिलजला अपने दोस्त से कह रहा था, अपनी प्रेमिका की ऊट-पटाँग बातें सुनकर कभी-कभी तो जी चाहता है कि उसे उठाकर चौथी मंजिल से नीचे फेंक दूँ। मगर मैं ऐसा कर नहीं सकता। क्यों, क्या वह बहुत मोटी है? नहीं यार, सोचता हूँ कि अगर वह बच गई तो मेरा क्या होगा?
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