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Old 13-06-2014, 11:12 AM   #8661
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पप्पू ने "लाईव रेडियो स्टेशन" कॉल
की :
हेलो.. जी ये रेडियो स्टेशन है ?
आर जे : जी हाँ .
पप्पू: मेरी आवाज़ पूरा शहर सुन
रहा है ?
र.ज: हाँ .
पप्पू: यानी घर में जो मेरा
भाई, रेडियो सुन रहा है.. वो भी
सुन रहा होगा..?
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र.ज (घुस्से मे) : हाँ भाई हाँ
पप्पू: हेलो गुल्लो! अगर मेरी आवाज़
सुन रहा है.. तो जल्दी से मोटर
चला दे...!
मैं ऊपर छत पर.. बाथरूम
में हू और पानी ख़तम हो गया
है...!!
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Old 13-06-2014, 11:13 AM   #8662
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सुरेश अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ पार्क में बैठा था।
थोड़ी देर बाद गर्लफ्रेंड आईसक्रीम
खरीदने चली गई..
मौके का फायदा उठा कर सुरेश ने
गर्लफेंड्र के पर्स में से मोबाइल
निकाला और सोचा कि चलो चेक
करता हूं कि इसने मेरा नंबर किस
नाम से सेव किया है..
और जब सुरेश ने अपना नंबर डॉयल
किया तो..
जो नाम स्क्रीन पर आया उसको देख
के तो बेचारे के होश ही उड़ गए..
क्योंकि लिखा था,
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रिचार्ज वाले भैया..!!!
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Old 13-06-2014, 11:14 AM   #8663
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Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy; Hahahahaha
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi
De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: hahahahahahaha.
Girl: Tumhare Bina Me Zinda Nahi Reh
Sakti,.
Boy: hahahahahahahah ahaha.
Girl: Mere mummy dady 1 week ke liye bahar jane wale hai. Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar main.
Boy: Kab?.
Girl:Hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahaha haha
Boy: kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahaha
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Old 13-06-2014, 11:17 AM   #8664
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सन्ता बॉस अपने कर्मचारी इरफ़ान से- तुम दो घण्टे से गायब हो, कहाँ गए थे?
इरफ़ान- सर, मैं बाल कटवाने गया था..
सन्ता- बाल कटवाने? ऑफिस में काम के समय में?
इरफ़ान- जी सर !
सन्ता- लेकिन क्यों? काम के वक्त में क्यों?
इरफ़ान- मेरे ऑफिस में ही बढ़ते हैं.. इसलिए ऑफिस के वक्त में कटवाए !
सन्ता- लेकिन तुम्हारे बाल तो उस वक्त भी बढ़ते हैं जब तुम घर पर रहते हो?
इरफ़ान- जी सर.. मैं जानता हूँ.. इसी लिए उतने ही कटवाए हैं जितने ऑफिस में बढ़े थे, घर में जितने बाल बढ़े थे, वे नहीं कटवाए, गंजा हो कर नहीं आया !
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Old 13-06-2014, 11:21 AM   #8665
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महिला- डॉक्टर साहब आप दवा की शीशियों पर पर्ची चिपका दें।
डॉक्टर- अरे इसकी क्या जरुरत है?
महिला- नहीं डॉक्टर साहब, आप बस पर्चियां चिपका दीजिये।
डॉक्टर- ठीक है परन्तु क्यों?
महिला - दरअसल, इससे मुझे पता रहेगा कि कौनसी गोली मेरे पति के लिए है और कौन सी कुत्ते के लिए है। क्योंकि मैं नहीं चाहती कि शीशी बदल जाए और मेरे कुत्ते को कुछ हो जाए।
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Old 13-06-2014, 09:27 PM   #8666
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एक बड़े पिंजरे में एक तोती कुछ तोतों के साथ बंद थी।
वे तोते उस तोती को छेड़ने लगे।
वहीं, एक दूसरे छोटे पिंजरे में दो तोते बंद थे, जिनमें से एक पूजा कर रहा था और दूसरा नमाज़ पढ़ रहा था।

मालिक ने सोचा, 'ये कितने नेक तोते हैं। इनके पिंजरे में तोती सुरक्षित रहेगी।'

मालिक ने तोती को उनके पिंजरे में डाल दिया...
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तोती को अपने पिंजरे
में देख पूजा कर रहे तोते ने नमाज़ पढ़ने वाले तोते से कहा: उठो भाई जान, हमारी दुआ कबूल हो गई!
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Old 13-06-2014, 10:29 PM   #8667
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शादी की पहली रात पत्नी पति से बोली: आप मेरे प्राणनाथ और मैं आपके चरणों की दासी...

कुछ समय बाद...

पति से उसके दोस्त ने पूछा: और... कैसी चल रही है शादीशुदा जिंदगी?
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पति: मैं बन गया चरणदास और वह (पत्नी) मेरे प्राणों की प्यासी!
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बीवी: बनारस जाओ तो साड़ी लाना, दुबई जाओ तो जूलरी लाना और अगर फ्रांस जाओ तो परफ्यूम लाना।

पति: नरक जाऊं तो...?
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बीवी: तो इंजॉय यॉरसेल्फ!
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न्यूटन की गर्लफ्रेंड: आज मैं कैसी लग रही हूं?
न्यूटन: Tan C/Sin C

गर्लफ्रेंड: क्या??
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न्यूटन: Tan C/Sin C
=Sin C/Cos C/Sin C
= 1/Cos C
= Sec C

गर्लफ्रेंड: वाओ!
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पति – “तुम बहुत हसीन हो …
पत्नी – “छोड़ो ना …
पति – “तुम्हारी आंखें बहुत खूबसूरत हैं …
पत्नी – “छोड़ो ना …
पति – “तुम्हारे बाल बिलकुल रेशम जैसे हैं …
पत्नी – “अजी छोड़ो ना …
पति – “तुम्हारी आवाज़ कितनी सुरीली है …
पत्नी – “हे भगवान !… अब छोड़ो भी !”..

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पति – “इतनी लंबी-लंबी तो छोड़ रहा हूं… अब और कितनी छोडूं ???
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