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Old 10-04-2010, 06:54 PM   #21
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A married woman spent entire night with a stranger but her mother-in-law did not scold her. Why?

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whats the height of possessiveness?

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definitions

1. fashion : lungi with zip
2. laziness : asking for lift during morning walk
3. craziness : getting blank paper photocopied
4. dehydration : cow giving milk powder
5. overconfidence : 99 year old purchasing sim card with lifetime validity
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Engineering Question

What is 2+2 equal to?

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(a)4
(b)four
(c)chaar
(d)iv

this is the reason that it is a difficult degree!
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Old 11-04-2010, 10:22 AM   #25
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi….
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Old 11-04-2010, 02:18 PM   #26
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Sahi PJ dhundhe hai Sony madam. Especially wo sonia gandhi wwala pj to khatarnak tha. Maja aa gaya kasam se.
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Old 15-04-2010, 08:50 AM   #27
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Engineering Question

What is 2+2 equal to?

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(a)4
(b)four
(c)chaar
(d)iv

this is the reason that it is a difficult degree!
Its not so difficult. See, 2 and 2 are both numerical, so the answer should be 4. Quite easy!!! or is it because I am an engineer.
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Old 15-04-2010, 06:18 PM   #28
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Villain tries to rape a girl,tears her Kurti bt fumbles with her salwar. He is unable to open or break the naada..



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Hoton pe "haan" hai , Dil mein "naa" hai



Hoton pe "haan" hai , Dil mein "naa" hai




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Jabardust.. Waise ye pj to nahi tha.. sardar jokes me post karna tha na. :bash:
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