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Old 28-10-2013, 11:52 PM   #8001
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एक ताऊ खाट की पांत ढिल्ली करे था
ताई बोली :- पांत ढिल्ली क्यूँ करे स
ताऊ :- तन्ने ना बेरा , रात ने चोर आके लाठी मारेगा तो वा खाट की बहियाँ पे लाग जागी और मैं बच ज्यांगा
ताई :- अर ज चोर खोद मार के देख लेगा तो .. !!!..
ताऊ :- तूं अपने फूफा ने पह्लाएँ बता दिए .. अक खोद मार क देख
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:53 PM   #8002
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एक जरूरी संदेश:
अगर आप कभी टूट कर बिखर जाओ
तो मुझे याद कर लेना।
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मेरे पास 5 रुपये वाला फेवी-क्वीक बेकार पड़ा है.
शर्माना मत अपना दुश्मन समझकर ले जाना
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:53 PM   #8003
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अखबार में रेलवे में नौकरी का विज्ञापन आया...
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वेतन- 35,000 महीना
काम- राजधानी एक्सप्रेस की हेड लाइट खराब हो गई है। टॉर्च लेकर आगे-आगे भागना है..
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:54 PM   #8004
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संता ने फेसबुक पर अकाउंट खोला।
उसमें फोटो, एज, अड्रेस, बर्थडेट वगैरह डाला।
फिर सोचने लगा कि वॉल पर क्या लिखे!
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खूब सोचने के बाद उसने लिखा, 'यहां थूकना मना है!
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:55 PM   #8005
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एक लड़की ने अपने फेसबुक वाल पर लिखा की

सारे मर्द एक जैसे होते है..

सारे मर्द कुत्ते होते हैं,

कमीने कही के.
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थोड़ी देर बाद मैंने रिप्लाई किया -

तो तुम्हारे पापा कौनसे प्रजाति के हैं..
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:55 PM   #8006
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बेटा एग्जाम देकर लौटा, तो पापा ने पूछा: बेटा, कितने सवाल किए?
बेटा: बस पहला सवाल छूट गया।
पापा: अच्छा... और बाकी?
बेटा: तीसरा मुझे आता नहीं था। चौथा करना भूल गया... पांचवां मुझे नजर ही नहीं आया और छठा पिछली तरफ था, तो मैं देखा नहीं पाया!
पापा (गुस्से से): और दूसरा सवाल?
बेटा: बस वही एक गलत हो गया
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:55 PM   #8007
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रंगों से भरी शाम हो आपकी;
चाँद सितारों से ज्यादा शान हो आपकी;
इस ज़िन्दगी में बस एक ही आरजू है हमारी;
कि बंदर से ऊँची छलांग हो आपकी!
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:56 PM   #8008
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गाँव की दुकान पर ग्वाले की लड़की जा कर
कहती है लाला जी माँ ने एक किलो चीनी मंगाई है..!
ठीक है- लाला ने चीनी देते हुए पूछा:
"घी बनाया आज?"
"जी लाला जी"
"अच्छा एक किलो ले आना !"
लड़की घर जा कर कहती है "लाला जी ने
घी मंगवाया है"...एक किलो घी तोल कर
लाला की दुकान पर पहुंचा दिया गया....ज़रा ही देर में
लाला जी ग्वाले के घर आधमकते हैं, गुस्से से लाल
पीले, लड़की के सामने पड़ जाते है, -
बुला अपनी माँ को!
-क्या हुआ लाला, इतने नाराज क्यों हो रहे हो ?
-अरे मैं ही मिला बेवकूफ़ बनाने के लिए !
-लाला कुछ बताओगे भी ?
-एक किलो घी मंगवाया था, आठ सौ ग्राम निकला !
-बस लाला इत्ती सी बात ! वो तो एक
किलो का बट्टा कहीं दब गया, मिल नहीं रहा था,
अभी अभी लड़की एक किलो चीनी लेकर आई
थी ना,
सो मैं ने तराजू पर रख कर घी तोल दिया !!
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Old 28-10-2013, 11:56 PM   #8009
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दोस्ती को बड़े प्यार से निभाएंगे;
कोशिश रहेगी तुझे न सतायेंगे;
कभी पसंद न आये मेरा साथ तो बता देना;
गिन भी न पाओगे इतने "थप्पड़" लगाएंगे!
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लिखना पढ़ना छोड़ दे बन्दे नेकियों पर रख आस;

चादर उठा और आराम से सो जा भगवान् करेंगे पास!
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