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12-06-2013, 01:49 AM | #22 |
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Fighting for peace is like ****ing for virginity.
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12-06-2013, 01:49 AM | #23 |
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
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12-06-2013, 01:49 AM | #25 |
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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12-06-2013, 01:50 AM | #29 |
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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12-06-2013, 01:50 AM | #30 |
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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