court case(joke)

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Pura court room garmi se tap raha tha, bijli abhi abhi gai thi isi se room ke andar baithe sabhi log tamtamae hue the, katghare me ek dehati bichare sa muh bana ke sabko tak taki lagae dekh raha tha, achanak vakeel sahab gusse me khade hue aur tamtamate hue dehati se gusse me puchne lage, yaha is itani bishad garmi me hum jis tarah tere is adharm ka nyaya karne baithe kya ye sab tujhe majak lagta hai, agar nahi to bata judge sahab ko ki tu pahle se shadi shuda hai, bata unhe ki tune kis se shadi ki hai.
Dehati ne bechare jaisa muh bana ke kaha "ek aurat se sahab"
vakeel ka para aur chadh gaya, usne aur unchi awaaz me use fatkarte hue kaha, tujhe yaha natak chalta dikh raha hai judge sahab ke samne majak soojh raha hai, ye to sab jante hai ki aurat se hi shadi hoti hai aaj tak dekha hai kisi ko ki usne aadmi se shadi ki ho.
Dehati ne bholi shakal bana ke kaha "dekha hai na sahab"
vakeel ne pucha,"kisne?"
dehati ne kaha, "meri biwi ne"