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Old 12-10-2017, 10:11 PM   #13511
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Old 12-10-2017, 10:11 PM   #13512
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दुनिया की सारी खुशी एक तरफ और पेट्रोल खत्म होने पर...
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Old 12-10-2017, 10:57 PM   #13513
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यमराज (संता से): तुम्हारी कोई आखिरी ख्वाहिश है?
संता:
हाँ है
मैं मनमोहन सिंह को नरेंद्र मोदी की शादी में सलमान खान की पत्नी से बात करते हुए देखना चाहता हूँ
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Old 13-10-2017, 09:38 PM   #13514
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सोनू: डॉक्टर साहब मेरा बेटा फ्लैट की चाबी निगल गया है।

डॉक्टर:
कितना समय हो गया?

सोनू: 10 दिन हो गए।

डॉक्टर: 10 दिन हो गए और तुम अब लेकर आए हो। इतने दिन कहां थे?

सोनू: मेरे पास इस फ्लैट की एक और डुप्लीकेट चाबी थी और वह आज गुम हो गई।
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Old 13-10-2017, 09:45 PM   #13515
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गोलू: तुम्हारी आंख क्यों सूजी हुई है?

मोलू: कल मैं अपनी पत्नी के जन्मदिन पर केक लेकर आया था।

गोलू: ...तो आंख और सूजन का क्या संबंध है?

मोलू: मेरी पत्नी का नाम तपस्या है और केक वाले ने केक पर लिख दिया हैप्पी बर्थडे समस्या!
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Old 14-10-2017, 07:57 PM   #13516
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पप्पू: ममी, मैं टीवी देखते-देखते पढ़ाई कर लूं?

ममी: हां क्यों नहीं, पर भूलकर भी टीवी ऑन मत करना।
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Old 14-10-2017, 07:57 PM   #13517
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पापा- इतने कम मार्क्स! दो थप्पड़ मारने चाहिए।

पप्पू- हां पापा जल्दी चलो, मैंने टीचर का घर भी देखा है।
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Old 15-10-2017, 06:53 PM   #13518
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सोनू: इतना परेशान क्यों है?

मोनू: घरवालों ने परेशान कर रखा है।

सोनू: घरवालों ने क्या किया?

मोनू: घर से बाहर रहता हूं तो आवाराकहते हैं और घर में रहता हूं तो निकम्मा कहते हैं!
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Old 15-10-2017, 06:54 PM   #13519
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एक सर्वे में पता चला है कि कुछ औरतें अपने बच्चों को तेज...
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इसलिए डांटती हैं ताकि पतियों में भी खौफ बना रहे।
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Old 15-10-2017, 06:55 PM   #13520
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एक होते हैं गरीब, एक होते हैं बहुत ज्यादा गरीब और...
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फिर होते हैं जियो सिम से भी मिसकॉल करने वाले!
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