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Old 19-11-2017, 06:30 PM   #13631
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भिखारी: 5 रुपये का सवाल है बाबा!
पप्पू: पूछो, शायद मुझे आता हो।
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Old 19-11-2017, 06:31 PM   #13632
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डब्बू दिल्ली में अपने दोस्त पप्पू से मिलने आया...

डब्बू: कुछ भी कहे रहे है लोग, कहां है दिल्ली में स्मॉग?

पप्पू: अरे भाई ! तू किधर देख के बात कर रहा है। मैं तेरे पीछे खड़ा हूं।
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Old 20-11-2017, 06:03 PM   #13633
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सोनू: क्या कर रहा है?

मोनू: मुंगफली खा रहा हूं।


सोनू: अकेले-अकेले!

मोनू: ...तो 5 रुपये में क्या भंडारा करूं!
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Old 20-11-2017, 06:04 PM   #13634
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पापा: आज तूने कौनसा अच्छा काम किया है?

पप्पू: एक आदमी बस के पीछे दौड़ रहा था। मैंने उसके पीछे अपना कुत्ता..

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छोड़ दिया। कुत्ते के डर के कारण वह और तेज दौड़ा और बस पकड़ ली।
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Old 20-11-2017, 06:04 PM   #13635
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मरीज: मुझे एक अलग सी बीमारी हो गई है।

डॉक्टर: क्या?


मरीज: मेरी पत्नी बोलती है तो मुझे कुछ सुनाई नहीं देता।

डॉक्टर: यह कोई बीमारी नहीं बल्कि भगवान की कृपा है!
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Old 21-11-2017, 05:32 PM   #13636
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रमेश अपने बेटे को मार रहा था।

सुरेश: इतना क्यों मार रहा है इसे?


रमेश: कल इसका रिजल्ट आने वाला है।

सुरेश: ...तो आज क्यों मार रहा है?

रमेश: कल मैं किसी काम से गांव जा रहा हूं। यहां नहीं रहूंगा!
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Old 21-11-2017, 05:33 PM   #13637
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सोनू: कहां हो?

गर्लफ्रेंड: तुम्हारे दिल में।


सोनू: ठीक है। वहां बाकी लड़कियों से झगड़ा मत करना!
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सोनू: तुमने मुझे कोई लोन दिया है क्या?

लड़की: नहीं तो, क्या हुआ?


सोनू: पता नहीं क्यों, तुम्हारी तरफ मेरा इंट्रेस्ट बढ़ता ही जा रहा है!
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Old 22-11-2017, 06:43 PM   #13639
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आज का मजेदार ज्ञान...

कई लोगों के पापों का घड़ा तो इसलिए नहीं भरता....


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क्योंकि उसमें छेद करने का पाप भी वही करते हैं!
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Old 22-11-2017, 06:44 PM   #13640
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सोनू: अगर आज एकलव्य जिंदा होता तो गुरु द्रोणाचार्य को अंगूठा नहीं देता।

मोनू: क्यों?


सोनू: ...क्योंकि बिना अंगूठे उसका आधार कार्ड नहीं बनता और उसे जियो सिम भी नहीं मिलती।
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