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Old 20-08-2013, 08:34 PM   #141
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haryanvi kahawatein

1. Kumhar ki kumhari pe tai paar basave na....gadhi ke kaan ainthan bhaje.

2. Baap nai na maari mindaki beta teer-andaaz....

3. Ronta sa jaa....ar maryan ki khabar lya....

4. Kimme meri ka mann tha....kimme aage lanihaar....

5. Bakri doodh tai degi....par mingan karke....

6. Akal bina oont(camel) ubahane

7. Haandi ka chho baroli pai....

8. Gaam basya na mangtey fir gey....

9. Kade kade moond mundayee....jibbe padge olley....

10. Jat ganda na de....bhelii de de....

11. Jat marya jibb janiye.... Jab hole tehraami....

12.roop rowe.... Karam kha....

13. Ghani shyani....do baar poye aur bhookhi sove........
वाह! हरियाणवी कहावतें एक से बढ़ कर एक. धन्यवाद, सोमबीर जी.
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हरियाणवी कहावते

1. फूहड़ चालै सारा घऱ हालै

2. पैसा नहीं पास मेला लागे उदास...

3. फूफा कहे त कोए फुकनी ना दे ' अर काका कहे ते कोई काकडी ना दे...

4. बकरी दूध तै दे.. पर मींगण कर-कै

5. बटेऊ खांड-मांडे खा, कुतिया की जीभ जळै

6. बढिया मिल गया तो म्हारी के भाग ना तो मरियो नाई बाह्मन (पुराने टेम मे नाई और ब्राह्मन ही रिश्ते करवते थे)

7. बहुआं हाथ चोर मरावै, चोर बहू का भाई

8. बोहड़िया का भाई, गाम का साळा

9. बहू आई रीमो-झीमो, बहू आई स्याणी भोत - आवतीं-हें न्यारी हो-गी, पाथणे ना आवैं चौथ !

10. ब्याह में गाये गीत सारे साची ना होते

11. बाप नै ना मारी मींडकी, बेटा तीरंदाज

12. बावला या तो गाम जावे ना, जावे तो फेर आवे ना

13. बावळी गादड़ी के पकड़े कान - ना छोडे जां, ना पकड़े राखे जां

14. बारह बरस में तो कुरड़ी के भी भाग बाहवड़ आया करैं

15. बिटोड़े में तै गोस्से ए लिकड़ैंगे

16. बिन फेरयां का खसम...

17. बुलध ना ब्यावै तै के बूढ़ा-ए ना हो ?

18. भांग मांगै भूगड़ा, सुल्फा मांगै घी - दारू मांगै खोंसड़ा (जूता), थारी खुशी पड़ै तै पी

19. भीड़ मै डळा फद्दू कै-ए लाग्या करै

20. “भुस में आग ला कै दमालो दूर खड़ी”

21. भूखे की बाहवड़ जाया करै पर झूठे की ना बाहवड़्या करती

22. बूआ जाऊं-जाऊं करै थी, फूफा लेण आ-ग्या !

23. भोळा बूझै भोळी नै – के रांधैगी होळी नै - मोठ बाजरा सब दिन रन्धैं सक्कर चावळ होळी नै

24. भैंस आपणे रंग नै ना देखै, छतरी नै देख कै बिदकै

25. भादवे का घाम अर साझे का काम देहि तोडा करे

26. भीत में आला अर, घर में साला ठीक ना होते

27. मर-गी रांड खटाई बिना !

28. मारते माणस का हाथ पकड़ ले...बोलते की जुबान ना पकड़ी जा
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Old 22-08-2013, 06:54 PM   #143
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Old 17-09-2013, 12:15 AM   #144
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हरियाणा में एक दामाद सर्दियों के दिनों में अपने ससुराल गया, उसकी पत्नी का नाम था दामो, और उसकी साली का नाम था बदामो..... तो उस गांव में रिवाज़ ये था कि दामाद अपनी पत्नी से मिलना तो दूर आमने सामने देख भी नहीं सकता था . तो दामाद ने इशारे में दो पंक्तिया कहीं कि

"उड़ता पंछी बोल रिया से अबकी पाला खूब पडेगा
दो जण मिल के सोते रहियो , न्ही ते एक जरूरू मरेगा "

सास समझ गई कि दामाद क्या इशारा कर रहा है तो उसने भी जवाब दिया

"दामो संग बादामो सोअगी, और तेरे संग तेरा साला
मैं बूढे संग पड़ी रयुंगी , के कर लेगा पाला "
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के कर लेंगा पाला......................................



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Old 26-09-2013, 03:27 PM   #146
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धाप्पो आपणे छोरे नै लेकै ने बस मैं बैठ कै रोहतक जावण लागरी थी ।
राह मैं छोरा रोवण लाग्या तो धाप्पो नै
दूध की बोतल काढ कै उहके मुंह कै लाकै
बोली -- ले बेटा दूध पी ले, डाक्टर बण ज्यागा ।

साहरे आली सीट पै बैठया भरतू धाप्पो की बात सुनकै
बोल्या -- ताई, एक घूँट मनै बी प्यादे, के बेर मेरा बी कंमपाऊँडरी मैं नंबर आज्या...
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हरियाणा में एक दामाद सर्दियों के दिनों में अपने ससुराल गया, उसकी पत्नी का नाम था दामो, और उसकी साली का नाम था बदामो..... तो उस गांव में रिवाज़ ये था कि दामाद अपनी पत्नी से मिलना तो दूर आमने सामने देख भी नहीं सकता था . तो दामाद ने इशारे में दो पंक्तिया कहीं कि

"उड़ता पंछी बोल रिया से अबकी पाला खूब पडेगा
दो जण मिल के सोते रहियो , न्ही ते एक जरूरू मरेगा "

सास समझ गई कि दामाद क्या इशारा कर रहा है तो उसने भी जवाब दिया

"दामो संग बादामो सोअगी, और तेरे संग तेरा साला
मैं बूढे संग पड़ी रयुंगी , के कर लेगा पाला "
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एक हरियाणवी छोरे की दिल्ली की एक
पतली सी लडकी से फ्रेँडशिप हो गई !
उसने लड़की को मैसेज भेजा:
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मुखडा भी तेरा ख़ास कोन्या ;
हड्डियों पर तेरे माँस कोन्या;
प्रपोज तैने मैं क्या ख़ाक करूं बावली;
तेरी तो वैलनटाई डे तक जीने की
आस कोन्या!"...

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