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04-05-2012, 08:42 AM | #672 |
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04-05-2012, 08:43 AM | #673 |
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04-05-2012, 08:44 AM | #674 |
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Abhay deol has a crush on sunny leone but can't get married.... After marriage she wld be called Sunny Deol :-O
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04-05-2012, 08:44 AM | #675 |
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04-05-2012, 08:45 AM | #676 |
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The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: "I'm the Boss!" He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: " Your wife called, she wants her sign back !"
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04-05-2012, 08:45 AM | #677 |
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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.
Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer." Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... A limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... A marvelous dinner... Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!" Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?" Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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04-05-2012, 08:46 AM | #678 |
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Poetic Resignation:
The name is good, the brand is big But the work I do is that of a pig The work or the brand; what is my way? I don't know if I should stay. To work, they have set their own way Nobody will care to hear what I say My will be NULL, they wont change their way I don't know if I should stay. The project is in a critical stage But to do good work, this is the age This dilemma is killing me day by day I don't know if I should stay. The money is good, the place is great But the development is at a very small rate Should I go for the work, or wait for pay I don't know if I should stay! The managers don't know what they talk The team doesn't know where they walk That's a bad situation, what say? I don't know if I should stay. I can go to any other place But what if I get the same disgrace I can't keep switching day by day I don't know if I should stay. The -ves are more, the +ves are less Then why have this unnecessary mess No more will I walk their way, It's all done, I won't stay.
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04-05-2012, 08:46 AM | #679 |
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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04-05-2012, 08:47 AM | #680 |
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.
''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: "Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better."
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