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04-05-2012, 12:08 AM | #1 |
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page frm husband's diary...
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into....a torrential rain ! Wind was blowing at 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad through out the day. Disappointed I went back into the house,quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back& whispered: 'The weather out there is terrible.' My beautiful and loving wife replied: I know... and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather !' I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped playing golf !
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04-05-2012, 12:08 AM | #2 |
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Santa comes in to the office and tells his boss, "Sir, Banta is waiting outside your room with a basket full of underwear". Boss " Oh no! I told him to debrief his team and meet me".
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04-05-2012, 12:16 AM | #3 |
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Teacher: How many planets are there?
. Student: Mars, Venus, Jupiter. . Teacher: Aur batao! . . Student: Bas sab badiya, aap batao kya chal raha hai??
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04-05-2012, 08:56 AM | #4 |
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Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.
But love marriage means to go to snake and say Ly kat ly Kat naaaa! Nai nai tu kat
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04-05-2012, 09:22 AM | #5 |
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Dear Santa Claus,
What do you want this Christmas ? Yours truly, Rajnikanth
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04-05-2012, 09:22 AM | #6 |
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Who is Ghanta claus??
A santa who doesnt bring you anything
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12-05-2012, 01:38 PM | #7 |
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While hair cutting, official Barber asked Kapil Sibal: “What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” Kapil Sibal shouted: “You! Are you cutting my hair or making inquiry?” Barber: “Sorry Sir, I just asked.” Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked Pranab Mukherjee: “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?” Pranab shouted: “Why did you ask me this question?” Barber: “Sorry Sir, just asked you.” Next day, CBI interrogated the Barber, “Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?” Barber: “No, Sir.” CBI: “Are you the agent of Anna?” Barber: “No, Sir.” CBI: “Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask Congress Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?” Barber: “Sir, I do not know why, but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, Congress Ministers’ hairs stand up straight and that helps me to cut the hair easily. That’s why I keep asking.”
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13-05-2012, 12:26 PM | #8 | |
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funny stuff
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30-05-2012, 08:04 AM | #9 |
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Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her Bedroom
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two She reaches for a Baseball Bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine "Hi Darling", he says "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you have said Hello.X_X =))
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30-05-2012, 08:07 AM | #10 |
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Enginering and Medical college principal/dean argued that their students are Fearless . . .
Medical college’s principal/dean called his 2 students and told them to jump in the SEA full of sharks. . They jumped . . . ... The principal said ” see da guts ” Engineering college’s principal called 2 students and told them to jump . . . They said," Pagal hai kyaaa BUDHHAY! ” The principal said ‘’see da guts”..
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