Forwarded ईमेल का सूत्र

[teji]

दोस्तों

बहुत दिनों बाद फुर्सत मिली है, तो सोचा एक नया थ्रेड ही बना लू. यहाँ मैं नए नए forwarded इ मेल लेकर आऊँगी जो मुझे मेरे दोस्त ईमेल करते हैं. तुसी लोग भी इसमें अपने ईमेल पोस्ट करना.

कुछ मेल अंग्रेजी भाषा में भी हो सकते है.

थैंक्स,
तेजी

[teji]

नए ज़माने की ABCD


A: APPLE

B: BLUETOOTH

C: CHAT

D: DOWNLOAD

E: EMAIL

F: FACEBOOK

G: GOOGLE

H: HP

I: IPHONE

J: JAVA

K: KINGSTON

L: LAPTOP

M: MESSENGER

N: NERO

O: ORKUT

P: PICASSA

Q: QUICKHEAL

R: RAM

S: SERVER

T: TWITTER

U: USB

W: WIFI

V: VISTA

X: XP

Y: YOUTUBE

Z: ZORPIA


चंगी बात ये है की अभी भी A फॉर APPLE ही है.

[sagar -]

तेजी जी काफी दिनों बाद वापसी की हे सब खेरिया तो हे ना

[pankaj bedrdi]

आइ बहुत दिन के बाद र्दशन हुआ

[teji]

कॉलेज में एक्साम था, इसलिए नहीं आ रही थी.

[teji]

Corporate meanings..

1.�We will do it� means� You will do it�
2.�You have done a great job� means� More work will be given toyou�
3.�We are working on it� means� We have not yet started working it�
4.�Tomorrow first thing in the morning� means� Its not getting done ,At least not till tomorrow!�.
5.�After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views� means� I have already decided, I will tell you what to do.
6.�There was a slight miscommunication� means� We lied�
7.�Lets call a meeting and discuss� means� I have no time to talk now�
8.�We can always do it� means� We cannot do it on time�
9.�We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline� means “We screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.�
10.�We had slight differences of opinion “means� We fought�
11.�Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you� means� find a way out yourself, no help from me�
12.�You should have told me earlier� means� Well even if you told me earlier that would not have mattered!�
13.�We need to find out the real reason� means� I will tell you where your fault is�
14.�Well Family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,� means,� You are not going home unless you finish your job�
15.�We are a team,� means,� Everybody shares the blame�
16.�That’s actually a good question� means “I do not know anything about it�
17.�All the Best� means� You are in trouble�

[teji]

MURDER OF ENGLISH….Its really funny…enjoy

The Leave Applications ; )

Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.�

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan� ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..�

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Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..�

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.�

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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave�

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An incident of a leave letter:


“I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday.�

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A leave letter to the headmaster:


“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today�

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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.�

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Covering note:
“I am enclosed herewith…�

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Another one:

“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…�

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Actual letter written for application of leave:


“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave�.

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Letter writing:-
“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.�

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A candidate’s job application:


“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post

[teji]

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho

H: Dal chawal bana lo
W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

H: to sabji roti bana lo
W: bacche nahi khayenge

H: to chhole puri bana lo
W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

H: eggs bhurji bana lo
W: aaj guruvaar hai

H: paraanthe?
W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

H: kadhi chawal?
W: dahi nahi hai

H: idly sambar?
W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

H: phir ab kya banaogi?
W: wo jo aap kaho

[teji]

1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4
minute song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four
hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace =
One sooraj Barjataya Film

[ndhebar]

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