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Old 16-02-2010, 09:24 PM   #11
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Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : Which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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Old 16-02-2010, 09:25 PM   #12
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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

Manager asked to sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit back. I will drive.



Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Old 25-06-2010, 10:34 AM   #13
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sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: When did Bourbaki stop writing books?
A: When they realized that Serge Lang was a single person...

Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home?
A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem!

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"


Q.1 RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )

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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)

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Q3. Harbhajan ask's Kumble to bring a Pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Shehwag.? Why ?? Why ??
Ans:- Shehwag is an opener

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Q5. Who kya hai Jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

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Q6. What will! U call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- Adidas

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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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Q.9 Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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Q 10. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. Nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans
HOPE U LIKE IT !!!!!!!

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Q. Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?

A. They are there for those who don t drink.

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Q: What do you get if you put some sugar under your pillow?
A: Sweet dreams!

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Q. What did the Sardar say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

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Q. What do you call an eternity?
A. Four Sardars in four cars at a four way stop.

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Q. Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.

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Q. What do SMART Sardars and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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Q. Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Because it said concentrate.
Oh look, Daddy...Donut seeds.

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Q. Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
A. They think their picture is being taken.

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Q. How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.

Q. Why can't Sardars dial 911?
A. They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.

Sardar Doctor asked: WHY ??

Pundit: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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A Nigger & Sardar Ji visit Gandhi Indian Stadium.

Nigger: Why are all these people running?

Sardarji: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Nigger: If only winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor.

A Sardar Ji came running.

Sardar Ji shouted: "Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident".

Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped from his office window in panic to go as-early-as-possible.

While coming down when he was near tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.
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Sardar Ji: Why have you increased speed of car?

Laloo: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
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A funny accountant visits a museum with a Sardar Ji.

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old.

Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information?

Accountant: I was here 20 days ago. The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.
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Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.

Sardarji couldn’t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.

Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.
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