Humour Unlimited - Page 125

rajnish manga · 27-09-2014, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abhisays

objection sustained.

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 01:56 AM

Girls save her Boy-Friends name as :-
1. My luv
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Swthrt
5. Honey baby
6. Jaanu
.
.
Husband Save his Girl-Friend name like:
1. Sonu halwai
.
2. Rashid Plumber
.
3. Bhola foji
.
4. Sarpanch
.
5. Hawaldar
.
6. Bittu langda
.
7. Pappu mistri
.
8. Customer care
.
9. Battery Low

.
10. Kamina Padosi..

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 01:56 AM

Different Illness by Songs :-

1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER.

2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK

3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY.

4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND.

5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS.

6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI.

7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 01:57 AM

A man got 2 wishes from God.
He immediately wished for the
best DRINK and the best WOMAN.

He got...
Mineral Water
and
Mother Teresa.

Moral: Investment is subject to market risks.
Please read the offer document carefully before investing!

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 01:57 AM

An Economist explains his reason for having two wives..!

First..
Monopoly should be broken..
..&..
Second..
Competition Improves Service!!!

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 01:58 AM

MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ?

MBA : Phele tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai.

Yahi INFLATION hai !!!

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 01:58 AM

The most neglected fact of century?

.
.
Sachin tendulkar's mother's
Name is RAJANI tendulkar nd his coach is ramaKANTH.!
.
.
do we need more explanation?

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:01 AM

Angry Husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law
"Your product not cooking food properly"

Smart Mother-in-law replied "Product sold, Seal opened, Warranty expired,
Manufacturer not responsible

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:05 AM

Male criteria for life partner...

They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like"Shanta Bai..."

Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

Dedicated to all couples !

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:06 AM

Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court.

Judge : U have 3 kids ..
How wil u divide them?

Santa had long discussion his wife & said

.

.

.

.

.

"ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more"

08-10-2014, 01:56 AM	#1242
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Girls save her Boy-Friends name as :- 1. My luv 2. Sweetu 3. Darling 4. Swthrt 5. Honey baby 6. Jaanu . . Husband Save his Girl-Friend name like: 1. Sonu halwai . 2. Rashid Plumber . 3. Bhola foji . 4. Sarpanch . 5. Hawaldar . 6. Bittu langda . 7. Pappu mistri . 8. Customer care . 9. Battery Low . 10. Kamina Padosi..

08-10-2014, 01:56 AM	#1243
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Different Illness by Songs :- 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI. 7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION

08-10-2014, 01:57 AM	#1244
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan A man got 2 wishes from God. He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN. He got... Mineral Water and Mother Teresa. Moral: Investment is subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing!

08-10-2014, 01:57 AM	#1245
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan An Economist explains his reason for having two wives..! First.. Monopoly should be broken.. ..&.. Second.. Competition Improves Service!!!

08-10-2014, 01:58 AM	#1246
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ? MBA : Phele tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai. Yahi INFLATION hai !!!

08-10-2014, 01:58 AM	#1247
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan The most neglected fact of century? . . Sachin tendulkar's mother's Name is RAJANI tendulkar nd his coach is ramaKANTH.! . . do we need more explanation?

08-10-2014, 02:01 AM	#1248
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Angry Husband sends SMS to his mother-in-law "Your product not cooking food properly" Smart Mother-in-law replied "Product sold, Seal opened, Warranty expired, Manufacturer not responsible

08-10-2014, 02:05 AM	#1249
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Male criteria for life partner... They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and Work like"Shanta Bai..." Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh. Dedicated to all couples !

08-10-2014, 02:06 AM	#1250
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge : U have 3 kids .. How wil u divide them? Santa had long discussion his wife & said . . . . . "ok, sirji We will come next year with 1 more"