Humour Unlimited - Page 126

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:09 AM

Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur
dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki
file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest
laptop he
aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.

Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy
paste ?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya mouse se
right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me
lagaya,
aur right click karke boli :
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
Shopkeeper on the spot behosh...

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:14 AM

boy to boy :-wich laptop do u
have?
.
.
.
. . Boy :- dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz
wth led display 4gb ram 1tb hrd
disk n 2gb NVDIA
grafix card.
.
. . girl to girl-:wich laptop do u hav ?
.
Girl :- pink wala...

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:15 AM

Advice for all the Married Guys:

Kabhi bahut dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna.

Maza aa jayega.

Aapki Biwi Aapki ungli se ring utaregi.

Car se utregi aur Mayke laut jaayegi.

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:18 AM

Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless.

American college principal called the students and asked to jump in sea full of sharks.
They jumped
Principal said: see the guts

Indian Principal called the students & told them to jump
Students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle??
Principal: see the guts..!!

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:19 AM

Wife (on phone) - Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai.

Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do.

Wife- Kya usse window khul jayegi ?

Husband- ha, Try to karo.

After 15 mins , husband calls wife.

Husband- Tumne try kiya ??

Wife- Haan kiya, par ab to computer hi band ho gaya!

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:20 AM

Dr:Kaise aana hua?
Patient: Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain
Dr: Sharab peete ho?
Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 02:21 AM

Chinese Man will have a Wife & a Girlfriend &
will Love his Wife more.
.
.
A African will have 2 Wives& 5 Girlfriend's &
will Love his 1st Wife more.
.
.
A English Man will have 1 Wife & 3 Girlfriend's
& will Love his Girlfriend's more.
.
.
An Indian man will have 1 Wife & 4
Girlfriend's & He still Loves his Mummy more.

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 06:16 AM

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab
pata hai...
.
Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata
hai .
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup
rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
.
Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai
.
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur
chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf
karte hain bas.
.
Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe
sab pata hai .
Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi
apne baap ke gale nahin lagega
pagley..

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 06:16 AM

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab
pata hai...
.
Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata
hai .
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup
rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
.
Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai
.
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur
chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf
karte hain bas.
.
Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe
sab pata hai .
Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi
apne baap ke gale nahin lagega
pagley..

abhisays · 08-10-2014, 06:18 AM

Aishwarya's Baby in school
.
Teacher-who is ur grand pa?
.
Baby-Big B
.
Teacher-who is ur mother?
.
Baby-Miss World
.
Teacher-who is ur father?
.
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
Baby-No Idea Sir Ji

08-10-2014, 02:09 AM	#1251
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Ladki ne new laptop liya.... Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli : ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste ? Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya, aur right click karke boli : dekho paste ka option kha he ? Shopkeeper on the spot behosh...

08-10-2014, 02:14 AM	#1252
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan boy to boy :-wich laptop do u have? . . . . . Boy :- dell i7 procssr 2.2ghz wth led display 4gb ram 1tb hrd disk n 2gb NVDIA grafix card. . . . girl to girl-:wich laptop do u hav ? . Girl :- pink wala...

08-10-2014, 02:15 AM	#1253
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Advice for all the Married Guys: Kabhi bahut dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. Maza aa jayega. Aapki Biwi Aapki ungli se ring utaregi. Car se utregi aur Mayke laut jaayegi.

08-10-2014, 02:18 AM	#1254
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Indian & American college principals argued dat their stdnts r fearless. American college principal called the students and asked to jump in sea full of sharks. They jumped Principal said: see the guts Indian Principal called the students & told them to jump Students: pagal ho gaya hai kya takle?? Principal: see the guts..!!

08-10-2014, 02:19 AM	#1255
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Wife (on phone) - Suniye ji, window khul nahi rahi hai. Husband- Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. Wife- Kya usse window khul jayegi ? Husband- ha, Try to karo. After 15 mins , husband calls wife. Husband- Tumne try kiya ?? Wife- Haan kiya, par ab to computer hi band ho gaya!

08-10-2014, 02:20 AM	#1256
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctor saab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

08-10-2014, 02:21 AM	#1257
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Chinese Man will have a Wife & a Girlfriend & will Love his Wife more. . . A African will have 2 Wives& 5 Girlfriend's & will Love his 1st Wife more. . . A English Man will have 1 Wife & 3 Girlfriend's & will Love his Girlfriend's more. . . An Indian man will have 1 Wife & 4 Girlfriend's & He still Loves his Mummy more.

08-10-2014, 06:16 AM	#1258
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley..

08-10-2014, 06:16 AM	#1259
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley..

08-10-2014, 06:18 AM	#1260
abhisays Administrator Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bangalore Posts: 16,772 Rep Power: 137	Re: Humour Unlimited by Anjaan Aishwarya's Baby in school . Teacher-who is ur grand pa? . Baby-Big B . Teacher-who is ur mother? . Baby-Miss World . Teacher-who is ur father? . . . . . . . . . . Baby-No Idea Sir Ji