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Old 29-07-2014, 07:30 PM   #8831
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चींटी ऑटो में बैठी और एक पैर को बाहर कर लिया,


ऑटो वाला: "मैडम, पैर अन्दर कर लीजिये"


चींटी: "नहीं, रास्ते में हाथी मिलेगा तो उसको लात मारनी है, कल साला आँख मार के गया था"
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Old 29-07-2014, 07:31 PM   #8832
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पप्पू कॉलेज में रिंकी से बोला


पप्पू: "तुम नहाती नहीं हो क्या?"


रिंकी: "क्या बोला बे तू मैं तो रोज़ नहाती हूँ, पर तुने ऐसा क्यूँ पूछा?"


पप्पू हस्ते हुए: "कभी देखा नहीं ना इसलिए पूछा"
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Old 29-07-2014, 07:32 PM   #8833
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कंजूस लाला मुफ्तिमल को बिजली की तार छू लेने की वजह से कर्रेंट का झटका लगा.


बीवी ने घबराते हुए पूछा: "आप ठीक तो हो ना?"


मुफ्तिमल: "मैं ठीक हूँ तू मीटर देख, यूनिट कितने बढे?
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Old 29-07-2014, 07:32 PM   #8834
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सुना है तुम लोग बड़े पढे लिखे हो , चलो आज तुम सबका टेस्ट लेता हूँ में


चार जीरो एक सात लिखो


लिखा?


कैसे?


0000 ऐसे लिखा?


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सही जवाब "4017 "




घर वालो ने कितनी उमीदों से पढाया था, सब पानी में....
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Old 29-07-2014, 08:59 PM   #8835
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एक शराबी सड़क के बीच गिर गया.


पुलिस वाले ने ये देखा और गुस्से से शराबी से बोला: "तुमने इतनी शराब क्यों पी रखी है?"


शराबी हाथ जोड़ते हुए: "मजबूरी थी सर"


पुलिस वाला: "कैसी मजबूरी थी?"


शराबी: "बोतल का ढक्कन कही गुम हो गया था सर"
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Old 29-07-2014, 09:02 PM   #8836
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शादी के पहले: "हीरो नम्बर 1 "
शादी के बाद: "कूली नम्बर 1"
शादी के पहले: "मेने प्यार किया"
शादी के बाद: "ये मेने क्या किया "
शादी के पहले: "जानेमन मत जाओ"
शादी के बाद: "जान मत खाओ"
शादी के पहले: "तुम बिन रहा न जाये"
शादी के बाद: "तुमको सहा न जाये"
शादी के पहले: "कुछ तो बोलो"
शादी के बाद: "कभी चुप भी हो लो"
शादी के पहले: "आई लव यू"
शादी के बाद: "आज फिर आलू"
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Old 29-07-2014, 09:02 PM   #8837
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बस के गेट पर लटके यात्रियों से कंडक्टर ने कहा: "भाइयो, अन्दर हो जाओ, इस तरह गेट पर लटकना आपकी जान के लिए खतरनाक है"


लेकिन जब कोई भी अन्दर ना हुआ तो कंडक्टर गुस्से से बोला: "तुम लोगो को तुम्हारी पत्नियों की कसम है अन्दर आ जाओ"


इतना सुना था की जो यात्री सीटों पर बैठे थे वो भी गेट पर आकर लटक गए.
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Old 29-07-2014, 09:04 PM   #8838
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एक लड़का रिश्ता मांगने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड के घर गया ताकि उनकी अब जल्दी ही शादी हो जाये,


लेकिन वहां लड़की के बाप ने लड़के को बहुत मारा उठा-उठा के पटका,


मार खाने के बाद लड़का उठा और बोला: "तो मैं इनकार समझू?"
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पति के काफी ज्यादा बीमार होने की वजह से बीवी उसको शहर के टॉप डॉक्टर के पास ले कर गयी


डॉक्टर ने चेकअप करने के बाद पत्नी को कुछ गोलिया दी और बोला


डॉक्टर: "आपके पति को आराम की जरूरत है, ये लीजिये नींद की गोलिया"


औरत: "ये मैं उन्हें कब कब दूं?"


डॉक्टर: "ये उनको नहीं आपको लेनी है"
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Old 29-07-2014, 10:36 PM   #8840
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डॉक्टर: "आपके पति को आराम की जरूरत है, ये लीजिये नींद की गोलिया"

औरत: "ये मैं उन्हें कब कब दूं?"

डॉक्टर: "ये उनको नहीं आपको लेनी है"
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