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Old 17-01-2018, 06:39 PM   #13821
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ठंड इतनी तेज है कि अगर हिम्मत करनहा भी लें तो...
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घरवाले शक करते हैं कि जरूर किसी लड़की से मिलने जा रहा होगा।
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Old 18-01-2018, 07:32 PM   #13822
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टीचर: सांप और शराबी में क्या समानता है?

पप्पू: दोनों कितने ही टेढ़े चलें लेकिन घुसते अपने घर में ही हैं।
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Old 18-01-2018, 07:33 PM   #13823
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सोनू: भाई, 14 फरवरी को क्या है?

मोनू: तेरे पास बीवी है या गर्लफ्रेंड?

सोनू: बीवी है।

मोनू: ...तो फिर महाशिवरात्रि है।
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Old 18-01-2018, 07:33 PM   #13824
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सबसे ज्यादा गुस्सा तब आता है, जब बारात में सबसे पहले जाकर सीट रोको...
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और फिर घरवाले कहें कि बेटा, तू उठ जा, यहां फूफाजी बैठेंगे!
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Old 19-01-2018, 07:14 PM   #13825
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आजकल इतनी बार तो ममी भी नहाने के लिए नहीं बोलती...
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जितनी बार बैंक और सिम वाले आधार से लिंक करने को बोलते हैं!
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Old 19-01-2018, 07:15 PM   #13826
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सोनू: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करती हो?
गर्लफ्रेंड: जियो सिम के बैलेंस जितना।
उसके बाद से सोनू कन्फ्यूज है कि इसेअनलिमिटेड समझे या सिर्फ 3 महीनों के लिए!
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Old 19-01-2018, 08:29 PM   #13827
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एक औरत को अपनी सहेली के एक्सिडेंट का पता चला तो वह अस्पताल में उससे मिलने गयी. देखा कि किसी ने उसकी सहेली को जानवर की तरह मारा हैं.
घायल सहेली उसे देख भड़क उठी और बोली – ”सब तेरी सलाह का नतीजा है. कहती थी ना, बाहर जाते वक़्त नकली गहने पहन के जाया कर? तेरे कहने पर नकली गहने पहने और चोर ने चाकू दिखा कर लूट लिया.”
पहली सहेली बोली -”तो उसने सिर्फ गहने लूटे, वो भी नकली? फिर मेरी सलाह काम आई. लेकिन फिर तुझे इतनी चोट कैसे लगी?”
घायल सहेली बोली -”खाक काम आई? अगले ही दिन वो चोर मुझे फिर मिला, और उसी ने ये हालत की….!”
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Old 19-01-2018, 08:30 PM   #13828
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एक कंजूस आदमी का बेटा अपनी गर्ल-फ्रेंड के साथ घूमने गया.
लौटकर आया तो कंजूस ने पूछा – “कितने रुपए उड़ा आए ?”
बेटा – “ढाई सौ.”
कंजूस (चीखते हुए)- “नालायक …. ढाई सौ रुपये उड़ा आया ???”
बेटा (डरते-डरते) – “तो और क्या करता बापू….. उसके पास इतने ही थे … ?”
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Old 19-01-2018, 08:30 PM   #13829
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बैरा – माफ कीजिये, नशाबंदी के कारण हम आपको शराब नहीं दे सकते.
ग्राहक – मगर इस अलमारी में तो शराब रखी है !
बैरा – यह उन लोगों के लिए है जिन्हें सांप-बिच्छू काट ले.
ग्राहक – इधर सांप-बिच्छू कहाँ मिलेंगे … ?
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Old 19-01-2018, 08:31 PM   #13830
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कबीर दास –
” आज का काम कल पर मत छोड़ो क्योंकि हो सकता है कल प्रलय आ जाये और सब ख़तम हो जाये.”
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आज के नौजवान –

आज का काम कल पे जरुर छोड़ो …
हो सकता है कल उसके लिए कोई मशीन आ जाये और काम और भी आसान हो जाये…
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