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Old 26-12-2017, 08:51 PM   #13761
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भारत में दो बिस्किट ही फेमस हैं।

1. मैरी गोल्ड और 2. पारले जी

पहला कप में जाता नहीं और दूसरा कप से वापस आता नहीं!
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Old 26-12-2017, 09:17 PM   #13762
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सोनू: कहां हो?
गर्लफ्रेंड: पापा के साथ होटेल में डिनर कर रही हूं। तुम कहां हो?

सोनू: जिस भंडारे में तुम खाना खा रही हो, उसी के पीछे वाली लाइन मेंपूड़ी परोस रहा हूं। चाहिए तो बता देना।
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Old 26-12-2017, 09:17 PM   #13763
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आजकल टूथपेस्ट में लौंग, तुलसी, मुलेठी , नीम, चंदन सब आते हैं...
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कंपनियों को कोई समझाए कि मुंह में सिर्फ ब्रश करना है, हवन नहीं!
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Old 28-12-2017, 09:34 PM   #13764
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पंडित: अब दूल्हा और दुल्हन 7 फेरे लेंगे।

विराट कोहली: मैं तो सौ फेरे लूंगा।
अनुष्का: सुनो, यहां मैच नहीं फेरे चल रहे हैं।
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Old 28-12-2017, 09:35 PM   #13765
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आने वाले दिनों में शादी में 7 की जगह 8 वचन लिए जाएंगे!
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Old 28-12-2017, 09:36 PM   #13766
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सुना है, तारीखें सारी जवां हो रही हैं...
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तारीखों को अठारवां साल लगने वाला है।
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Old 29-12-2017, 05:30 PM   #13767
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लड़की: तुमने क्या पढ़ाई की है, हिंदी में बताओ?
लड़का: नेत्र चाय नेत्र।
लड़की: यह क्या है?
लड़का: आई टी आई।
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Old 29-12-2017, 05:34 PM   #13768
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पत्नी: पड़ोस की पिंकी को गणित में 100 में से 99 नंबर मिलें हैं।
पति: अच्छा तो 1 नंबर कहां रह गया?
पत्नी: वह अपना बेटा लेकर आया है।
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Old 29-12-2017, 05:36 PM   #13769
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फोन में लगा देखकर...
पापा- बेटा क्या कर रहा है?
सोनू- पापा वर्षा आने वाली है।
पापा- कुछ पढ़ लिया कर नालायक, सारे दिन लड़कियों से चैटिंग करता रहता है।
सोनू- पापा मैं बारिश की बात कर रहा हूं।
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Old 30-12-2017, 06:55 PM   #13770
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पत्नी: 2 किलो मटर ले लूं?
पति: हां लेलो।

पत्नी: तुम्हारी राय नहीं मांग रही। पूछ रही हूं कि इतने छील लोगे या थोड़े कम लूं।
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