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Old 20-03-2011, 01:28 PM   #3781
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पति (पत्नी से) प्रिये यदि मुझे कुछ हो गया तो तुम क्या दूसरी शादी कर लोगी।
नहीं, कभी नहीं। मैं अपना बचा जीवन अपनी बड़ी बहन के साथ गुजार दूँगी
लेकिन दूसरी शादी नहीं करूँगी।
पत्नी (पति से) : लेकिन यदि मुझे कुछ हो गया तो क्या तुम दूसरी शादी कर लोगे।
पति : नहीं, मैं भी तुम्हारी बहन के साथ ही रह लूँगा।
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:31 PM   #3782
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मंगत बाइक से जा रहा था, रास्ते में एक खूबसूरत युवती को देख कर बाइक से गिर गया..
युवती- ओह! माई गॉड लगी तो नहीं?
मंगत- ओय कुडिए! हम तो ऐसे ही बाइक से उतरते हैं।
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:39 PM   #3783
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टिल्लू- ओय मंगत! तूने मंगनी क्यों तोड़ दी?
मंगत- तो फिर क्या करता? पता चला कि उसका किसी से कोई अफेयर नहीं था।
टिल्लू - तो क्या हुआ?
मंगत- यार! जो किसी की नहीं हो सकती वह मेरी क्या होगी भला...
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:43 PM   #3784
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टिल्लू (मंगत से)- तुमने अपनी बीवी को तलाक क्यों दिया?
मंगत- उसने शादी तो मुझसे की और बच्चा हर पल भगवान से माँगती थी।
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:47 PM   #3785
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टिल्लू- यार, मेरा इतना प्यारा कुत्ता कहीं गुम हो गया है।
बिट्*टू- *तुम अखबार में इश्तिहार दे दो, तो शायद कुत्ता मिल सकता है।
टिल्लू- पर भाई मेरे कुत्ते को पढ़ना नहीं आता।
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:49 PM   #3786
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रमन- एक नया टूथब्रश देना, मेरे ब्रश का एक बाल टूट गया है।
दुकानदार- आप नया ब्रश क्यों ले रहे हैं? अभी एक ही बाल तो टूटा है।
रमन- जो बाल टूटा वह मेरे ब्रश का आखिरी बाल था।
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:52 PM   #3787
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चिंटू- यार, मैंने एक नई ड्रिंक इजात की है, जो किसी से भी सच उगलवा सकती है।
एक बार पीकर देखो? बिट्*टू ड्रिंक पीकर चिल्लाया- एकदम बकवास। चिंटू- देखा! उगलवा लिया न सच।
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चिंटू- पता है बचपन में मैं क्लास में ब्लैकबोर्ड नहीं देख पाता था।
पिताजी ने आँखों का काफी इलाज भी कराया पर फायदा ही नहीं हुआ।

बिट्*टू- पर तुम्हारे आँखों में दिक्कत क्या थी?
चिंटू- परेशानी आँखों में नहीं थी!
वो ऐसा था कि मेरे सामने एक लंबा लड़का बैठता था।
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Old 20-03-2011, 01:59 PM   #3789
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डॉक्टर- अरे तुमने इतनी पट्टियाँ क्यों बाँधी हैं?
बिट्*टू- यह आपकी दी हुई ताकत की गोलियों का असर है।
गलती से वो गोलियाँ मेरी पत्नी ने खा ली।
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प्रोफेसर - क्या तुम मुझे सत्रहवीं शताब्दी के वैज्ञानिकों के बारे में बता सकते हो?
मुन्ना -यस सर, वे सब मर गए हैं।
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