Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle - Page 2

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:36 PM

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:36 PM

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:36 PM

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:37 PM

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:37 PM

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:37 PM

The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.

Awara · 04-01-2013, 03:39 PM

Milton Berle (born Milton Berlinger, July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55), he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age.

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Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

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Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

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Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

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Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.

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Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?

04-01-2013, 03:39 PM	#17
Awara Special Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: फूटपाथ Posts: 3,861 Rep Power: 23	Re: Inspirational Quotes - Milton Berle Milton Berle (born Milton Berlinger, July 12, 1908 – March 27, 2002) was an American comedian and actor. As the host of NBC's Texaco Star Theater (1948–55), he was the first major American television star and was known to millions of viewers as "Uncle Miltie" and "Mr. Television" during TV's golden age.