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Old 20-08-2013, 05:57 PM   #21
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सूत्र मनोरंजक है
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Old 20-08-2013, 06:04 PM   #22
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Old 20-08-2013, 06:30 PM   #23
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Refrigerator :- यह बिजली का एक ऐसा उपकरण है, जिसमें गृहणियां बची-खुची चीजों को तब तक रखती हैं, जब तक कि वे फेंकने लायक न हो जाएं
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Old 20-08-2013, 06:31 PM   #24
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कबाड़: यह वह वस्तु है, जिसे आप सालों तक संभाल कर रखते हैं और बाद में फेंक देते हैं. लेकिन फेंकने के 2 दिन बाद ही आपको उसी वस्तु की जरूरत पड़ जाती है...............................
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Old 20-08-2013, 06:32 PM   #25
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बुढ़ापा : उम्र का वह पड़ाव है जब किसी लड़की को देखकर आशाएं नहीं जागती. केवल यादें जागती हैं..........................................
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Old 20-08-2013, 08:01 PM   #26
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refrigerator :- यह बिजली का एक ऐसा उपकरण है, जिसमें गृहणियां बची-खुची चीजों को तब तक रखती हैं, जब तक कि वे फेंकने लायक न हो जाएं
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कबाड़: यह वह वस्तु है, जिसे आप सालों तक संभाल कर रखते हैं और बाद में फेंक देते हैं. लेकिन फेंकने के 2 दिन बाद ही आपको उसी वस्तु की जरूरत पड़ जाती है...............................


बहुत खूब, डॉ श्री विजय जी. उपरोक्त मजेदार परिभाषाएं पढ़ कर सभी लोग अवश्य लाभान्वित होंगे.
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बहुत खूब, डॉ श्री विजय जी. उपरोक्त मजेदार परिभाषाएं पढ़ कर सभी लोग अवश्य लाभान्वित होंगे.
धन्यवाद मित्र...................................
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दुनिया में 2 मुश्किल काम होते हैं -
1. अपना idea किसी और के दिमाग में fit करना
और
2. दूसरे की जेब का पैसा निकालकर अपनी जेब में जमा करना.

जो पहले में कामयाब होता है उसे teacher कहते हैं …
जो दूसरे में कामयाब होता है उसे business man कहते हैं…
लेकिन …
जो दोनों में कामयाब होता है उसे …
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पत्नी कहते हैं !!!
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Old 21-08-2013, 10:32 PM   #29
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डैड: बेटा, मैं चाहता हूं तुम मेरी पसंद की लड़की से शादी करो...
बेटा: नहीं...
डैड: लड़की बिल गेट्स की बेटी है...
बेटा: ओके...
पापा, अब बिल गेट्स के पास जाते हैं...
डैड: मैं आपकी लड़की से अपने बेटे की शादी कराना चाहता हूं...
बिल गेट्स: नहीं...
डैड: वह वर्ल्ड बैंक का सीईओ है...
बिल गेट्स: फिर ठीक है...
पापा, अब वर्ल्ड बैंक के अधिकारी के पास जाते है...
डैड: मेरे लड़के को आप सीईओ के पद पर नियुक्त कर लीजिए...
अधिकारी: नहीं...
डैड: वह बिल गेट्स का होने वाला दामाद है...
अधिकारी: फिर ठीक है.भेज दो...
इसे कहते हैं पक्का बिजनेस...!!!
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मर्द को दर्द:
मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम,
औरत से पिट जाये तो बुजदिल
औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू,
अगर कुछ न कहे तो बेघैरत
अगर घर से बहार रहे तो आवारा,
घर में रहे तो नाकारा
बचों को डांटे तो ज़ालिम,
न डांटे तो लापरवाह
हाय मर्द बेचारा जिसके जीवन मे सिर्फ दर्द ही दर्द है
और उपरसे सभी कहते है की मर्द को दर्द नही होता.............
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