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Old 24-10-2014, 08:13 PM   #9221
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छगन : तू दरवाजे पर इतनी हड़बड़ी में पेंट क्यों पोत रहा है?
मंगलू : वह क्या है न कि पेंट थोड़ा कम है और मुझे डर है कि कहीं खत्म न हो जाए।
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Old 24-10-2014, 08:14 PM   #9222
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एक पार्टी में काफी मुफ्तखोर घुस गए थे।

मेजबान महिला परेशान थी।

उसने अपने पति से कहा: मेहमान ज्यादा हैं, खाना कम! कैसे चलेगा?

पति बाहर जाकर बोला: लड़के वालों की तरफ से जो लोग आए हैं, कृपया अलग खड़े हो जाएं।

करीब 50 लोग अलग खड़े हो गए...

इसके बाद उसने कहा: लड़की वालों की तरफ से जो आए हैं, कृपया वे भी अलग खड़े हो जाएं।

इस बार करीब 40 लोग अलग खड़े हो गए......... !!!!!
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अब वह मुस्कुराते हुए बोला:
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कृपया आप सभी लोग बाहर निकल जाएं, क्योंकि यह हमारे बच्चे की बर्थडे पार्टी है...!!
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Old 24-10-2014, 08:15 PM   #9223
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छगन और मगन ड्राइव पर गए। छगन बोला, 'यार देख तो गाड़ी का इंडीकेटर चल रहा है या नहीं?' मगन खिड़की से बाहर निकला और बोला, 'हां-ना, हां-ना, हां-ना....'
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Old 25-10-2014, 01:11 PM   #9224
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मांः बेटा क्या कर रहे हो?
बेटाः पढ रहा हुं ।
मांः वाह! क्या पढ रहा है मेरा राजा बेटा?
बेटाः आपकी होने वाली बहू के मेसेज!

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Old 26-10-2014, 08:47 PM   #9225
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गोलू: पापा,क्या स्याही महंगी होती है?
पापा: नहीं,पर ऐसा क्यों पूछ रहे हो?
गोलूू: मैंने थोड़ी स्याही सोफे पर गिरा दी तो पता नहीं मम्मी इतना क्यों चिल्ला रही हैं।
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Old 26-10-2014, 08:47 PM   #9226
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मोनू रात को साइकिल लेकर कब्रिस्तान में घुस गया।
थोड़ी देर बाद दूसरी तरफ से बाहर निकला और पसीना पोंछते हुए बोला, 'यार यह कौन-सा रोड था जिसमें इतने सारे स्पीड ब्रेकर थे!'
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Old 26-10-2014, 08:49 PM   #9227
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रात को पलंग पर पति अपनी लेटी हुई पत्नी के पास जाकर- उसके कंधे के आस-पास अपना हाथ लगाता है...
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इसके बाद कमर के इधर-उधर फिर उसकी कलाई के पास,
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फिर गर्दन के पास, इसके बाद पीछे की ओर
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अंततः अचानक रुक जाता है... !!
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पत्नी: "क्या बात है तुम रुक क्यों गए?" !!!!!! !!!!!!!!
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पति: "टी.वी का रिमोट ढूंढ रहा था मिल गया. तू सो जा। दरअल, नवाज शरीफ कितने बजे इंडिया आ रहे हैं टी.वी देखकर ये पता करना था...!! "
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जज : तुमने इसके पैसे क्यों चुराए?
चोर : साहब मैंने चुराए नहीं हैं, इसने खुद ही दिए थे।
जज : अच्छा इसने पैसे कब दिए?
चोर : जब मैंने इसे बंदूक दिखाई!
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Old 26-10-2014, 08:54 PM   #9229
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जज : तुमने इसके पैसे क्यों चुराए?
चोर : साहब मैंने चुराए नहीं हैं, इसने खुद ही दिए थे।
जज : अच्छा इसने पैसे कब दिए?
चोर : जब मैंने इसे बंदूक दिखाई!



इसका जबाब दो तो मानेगे :
1. एक मिठाई का नाम ?
2. एक दवा का नाम ?
3. एक फिल्म का नाम ?
4. एक लड़की का नाम ?

कोई ऐसा जबाब दीजिये जो इन चारो का एक ही नाम हो ।
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सच्चा प्यार!

एक बार तीन दोस्त थे। तीनो को एक ही लड़की पसंद आ गयी तो तीनो ने फैंसला किया कि वे तीनो एक साथ लड़की को प्रोपोज़ करेंगे और लड़की का फैंसला आखिरी फैंसला होगा।

तीनों दोस्त लड़की के पास पहुंचे।

पहला दोस्त: मैं तुम्हारे लिए अपनी जान दे सकता हूँ।

लड़की : वो तो सब कहते हैं।

दूसरा दोस्त: मैं तुम्हारे लिए चाँद तारे तोड़ सकता हूँ।

लड़की: पुराना डायलाग है।

तीसरा दोस्त बड़ी हिम्मत करके लड़की के पास आया और बोला, "मैं तुम्हारी activa में रोज 3 लीटर पेट्रोल डलवाऊंगा।"

यह सुन कर लड़की की आँखों में आँसू आ गए और बोली, "पागल इतना चाहता है मुझ को।"
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