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Old 02-02-2017, 05:00 AM   #1301
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Wife - RAEES Dekhne chalein ?
Husband - Main us KAABIL nahi

Wife- Toh KAABIL chalein
Husband- Main Utna RAEES nahi
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Baad mein ghar me bacchon ne DANGAL dekha
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Old 02-02-2017, 05:04 AM   #1302
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Socio-Economic classification simplified

Lower class - Biskut
Middle class - Biskit
Upper class - Cookies

Lower class - Roomal
Middle class - Hankie
Upper class - Kerchief

Lower class - tamaatar
Middle class - Ta'may'to
Upper class - Toh'mah'toh

Lower class - Sauce
Middle class - Ketchup
Upper Class - Toh'mah'toh dip

Lower class - Lifafa
Middle class - En've'lope
Upper class - On'vo'lup

Lower class - Nimbu Paani/Shikanji
Middle class - Lemonade
Upper class - Virgin Mojito

Lower class - Jean pant
Middle class - Jeans
Upper class - Denims

Lower class - Chasma
Middle class - Goggles
Upper class - Shades

Lower class - chaddi
Middle class - underwear
Upper class - lawn-juh-Ray

Lower class : Do cutting chai leke aa bé Pintu.
Middle class : Can I have two cups of tea.
Upper class : May I have two chai lattes please. Regular.
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A hyderabadi Kanjoos Husband on a day out with Wife...

Wife: meraku bohat pyaas lagri, ek pani ka bottle khareed do miya...

Husband: Biryaani khatey kya ?

Wife: Yummmm , naam sunkar muh mein paani aa gaya miya...

Husband: To phir woich paani peele, bottol kaiku...
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An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out for a suitable job in his stream. He attended several exams and many personal interviews, only to be rejected. . . . .
Being fed up after so many months of his job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can satisfy his food and daily needs. . . . . .
He visited a circus group and asked for a job. But the owner said that there wasn't any job for his education level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act as a monkey and perform funny actions. The unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can at least afford his daily food. . . . . .
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the audience. One day while he was performing the monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's ring. . . . .
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man dressed up as a monkey. The man himself was dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for himself as he going to be a victim of unemployment. . . . . . . . . .

The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He was surprised. The lion whispered, "Are Abdul....ghabra nakko...!! main pasha. 2008 batch... Electronics.." ("hey! Abdul.. Don't be afraid..!! I am pasha. 2008 Electronics Batch").
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HR - There is a 2 years gap on your CV!
Candidate - I was in jail
HR - Why?
Candidate:- I killed the guy who told me : "we'll call you back"
HR :- Welcome on board, you have the Job
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