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Old 21-11-2010, 06:49 AM   #501
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एक आदमी जूस वाले की दुकान पर गया और बोला " जूस पिलाओ, लड़ाई होने वाली है "

जूस वाला जूस पिला देता है. पर आदमी फिर से बोला " जूस पिलाओ, लड़ाई होने वाली है "

जूस वाला जूस पिला देता है. पर आदमी फिर से बोला " जूस पिलाओ, लड़ाई होने वाली है "

जूस वाला जूस पिला देता है. पर आदमी फिर से बोला " जूस पिलाओ, लड़ाई होने वाली है "

जूस वाला बोला " भाई चार गिलास जूस पी लिए अब ये तो बताओ कि लड़ाई कब होगी ?"

आदमी बोला " जब तुम जूस के पैसे मांगोगे "
इतना अच्छा मनोरंजन और फिर भी अपने को नान वेजीटेरियन कहते हैँ ।
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Old 21-11-2010, 07:45 AM   #502
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सँता - मैँने अपनी बीबी को पढ़ाया और इण्टर पास कराया फिर बी . ए. और अब एम. ए. करवा कर उसे सरकारी नौकरी भी दिलवा दी है । यार बता अब क्या करूँ ?
बँता - अबे अब तू उसकी शादी कर दे ।
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Old 21-11-2010, 08:30 AM   #503
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एक आदमी ने अपने बच्चे के लिए एक रोबोट खरीदा जो झूठ बोलने पर थप्पड़ मारता था ।एक दिन
लड़का - पापा मैँ स्कूल नहीँ जाँऊगा , मेरे पेट मेँ दर्द हो रहा है ।
रोबोट ने मारा चटाक !
पिता- देखा बेटा झूठ का नतीजा । मैँ जब बच्चा था तो कभी झूठ नहीँ बोलता था । चटाक !
माँ हँसते हुए - आपका ही बेटा है । चटाक !
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Old 21-11-2010, 09:58 AM   #504
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बहुत अच्छे कुमार भाई
स्वस्थ मनोरंजन हेतु आपको बधाई
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Old 21-11-2010, 03:00 PM   #505
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टीचर - बताओ बीरबल कौन था ?
छात्र - पता नहीँ
टीचर - पढ़ाई पर ध्यान दो तो पता चले
छात्र - राज , बँटी , संजय कौन हैँ ?
टीचर - पता नहीँ
छात्र - बेटी पर ध्यान दो तो पता चले
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Old 21-11-2010, 03:04 PM   #506
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Old 22-11-2010, 02:25 PM   #507
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एक आदमी अपनी बीबी से तलाक लेने के लिए वकील के पास गया
वकील - 5000 रु. लगेँगे ।
आदमी - पागल हो गये हो क्या ? शादी करवाने के पंडित ने 51 रु. लिये थे ।
वकील - तो देख लिया न सस्ते का नतीजा ।
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Old 22-11-2010, 03:02 PM   #508
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एक आदमी हार्डवेयर की दुकान पर जाता है
आदमी - अंगूर हैं ...!!!...???
दुकानदार - (आदमी को ऊपर से नीचे तक घूरता है) - नहीं हैं
आदमी चला जाता है, अगले दिन फिर से आ जाता है
आदमी - अंगूर हैं ...!!!...???
दुकानदार -(फिर घूरता है) - हम अंगूर नहीं रखते, ये हार्डवेयर की दुकान है
आदमी फिर चला जाता है और अगले दिन फिर से आ जाता है
आदमी - अंगूर हैं ...???
दुकानदार को गुस्सा आ जाता है - अबे कहा न हम अंगूर नहीं रखते, यदि फिर से अंगूर मांगे तो नाखून में कीले ठोक दूंगा .....
आदमी फिर से चला जाता है और आश्चर्य अगले दिन फिर से आ जाता है
दुकानदार टेंशन में हो जाता है
आदमी - कीलें हैं ...!!!...???
दुकानदार का टेंशन खत्म होता है लेकिन अफ़सोस उस दिन कीलें नहीं थी...
दुकानदार - नहीं, नहीं हैं, खत्म हो गई ......
आदमी - ठीक है, तो फिर एक किलो अंगूर दे दो..........
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संता ( बंता से ): जब आपके पास मोबाइल है , तो फिर आपने लेटर क्यों भेजा।
संता : ओए मैंने तो तुझे फोन किया था , पर अंदर से आवाज आई की प्लीज ट्राइ लेटर , इसलिए फिर मैंने तुझे लेटर लिखा।
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अनिल जी बहुत बढ़िया ।
धन्यवाद कुमार अनिल जी. मैं आपसे अनुरोध करता हूँ कि आप आगे भी अपना योगदान देते रहें.
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