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Old 06-03-2010, 09:20 AM   #1
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Guys, I am going to share some funny hindi poems.

Read and Enjoy!


दिल से बोलू एक बात मैं सच्ची,

हम तुम एक डाल के पंछी,

दोस्ती हमारी ये होगी न कच्ची,

तेरी photo से तो मेरी negative अच्छी...


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Old 06-03-2010, 09:21 AM   #2
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Propose करने का शेर:

कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में,

मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में,

हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता,

अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता...
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:22 AM   #3
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जब बारिश होती है,
तुम याद आते हो.
जब कलि घटा छाए,
तुम याद आते हो,
जब भीगते हैं तुम याद आते हो,
बताऊ मेरा छत्री कब दो गी!
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:29 AM   #4
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Aisi apni Wife ho..................

5'5" jiski height ho,
Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori see wo quiet ho,
Tu memorable her ek night ho~

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho
Beauty multiply by Twice ho,
mom dad ki choice ho,

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Padosi jab baat kare tu,
haath me uskay knife ho.
Dinner candle light ho,
Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne k baad dil delight ho..

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho!
Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho
Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho,
Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho,
Favourite colour white ho,
make-up thora light ho
Zulfain Dynamite hoon..
Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho !

Aisi apni Wife ho..................

Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kya haseen life ho
Batoon mein garmaish ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
Defense ki rehaaish ho,
Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho,


Aisi apni Wife ho..................
Aisi apni Wife ho..................
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:38 AM   #5
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Aisa Apna Husband Ho

5'10"-6' jiski height ho
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
biwi ka her nakhra uthaye,
itna mizaaj uska light ho
aisa apna husband ho

uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo
jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon,
bole my love.. tum kitni nice ho
aisa apna husband ho

muje rani bana ker rakhe,
to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sussar ke samne kahe,
jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye,
jab bhi kabhi fight ho
aisa apna husband ho

palakon pe bitha ke rakhe jo
shadi ke baad bhi gym chalu rakhe wo
subah coffee ke aroma se muje uthaye wo
b'day & wedding anniversary gift ki shopping ke liye time nikale jo
aisa apna husband ho

jaha chahoon jaoon,
jo chahe karoon,
kuch is tarah ki life ho
her doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
aur sath mein uska 1 supplementary credit card aur mobile ho...
aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasman mein, jaise ke kite ho
aisa apna husband ho

aisa apna husband ho
aisa apna husband ho.......
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Old 06-03-2010, 09:40 AM   #6
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)

Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat)

WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE;
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI;
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.

Aapne mere man se khela,
aapne mere tan se khela,
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela...
well played! well played! well played!!

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai,
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai.

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye,

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi,
Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi.

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai;
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebuoy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain,
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain;
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta;
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta;
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita.

Tum aa gaye ho,
noor aa gaya hai;
chalo teeno movie chalen.

Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke,
'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche'
Aur khuda tumse puche,
'Abe sale gadhe, ab utrega kaise??'

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi;
dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le zaalim,
bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade josh ke sath;
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade shhor ke sath;
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath,
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!!!

LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE,
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.

kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote...

Ladka bola kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
Ladki boli Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.


Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola:
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Irshaad.Irshaad.

Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai.

to be remember.....
.alcohol kills man(/women) slowly .so what who wants to die soon.
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Nice ones really.
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Hamare Padosi

Pata nahi kya baat hai humme jo hamare padosi aise mile jo na hume jaan paye na hi hum unhe.

Har naye padosi ka humne kiya hardik abhinandan,
lekin badle me hume mila mansik krandan.

Pratyek mitrata roopi pasa palat gaya,
aur shatruta ka naag fann gaya.

Humne har prakar naye saathiyon ko apnana chaha,
par jyadatar nirmohiyon ne dhakka hi maara.

Jab jab flat khali hua humne soch badli,
ab nahi bolenge kabhi, ye dharna rakh li.

Par wah re hamari sahan shakti ke kya kahne,
naye logon ke aate hi hum chale unse milne.

Ye kya, phir nirasha ne ki hamari swagat,
apna sa muh latkaye hum phir ghar ko aaye.

Ab phir se hai flat khali, par dil me phir hai umang,
abki baar shayad mile hume padosi jinke ho naye dhang.
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सर्दी-खांसी

सर्दी-खांसी से बुरा हाल है
डॉक्टर को दिखाया है
हालत सुधर रही है
ढेरों कैप्सूल खाया है!

जब सर्दी-खांसी हो जाती है
मन चिडचिडा हो जाता है
नाक बहती रहती है
कुछ भी नहीं भाता है!

भगवान् बड़े रोग दे दे
पर दे न कभी सर्दी-खांसी
कुछ खास नुकसान तो नहीं होता
पर मन में छायी रहती उदासी!

सर में थकान सी रहती है
सब भारी-भारी लगता है
किसी काम में दिल नहीं लगता
बस सोने का मन करता है!

नाक सुड-सुड करता है
आवाज अजीब हो जाती है
कुछ दिन आदमी नहीं नहाता
छीकें खूब आती हैं!

मैं तो इतना हेल्थी हूँ
फिर भी सर्दी लग जाती है
प्रकृति के आगे जोर नहीं चलता
सर्दी-खांसी सालाना आती है!
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Old 12-03-2010, 08:30 AM   #10
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nice poems. Thanks for sharing. I love Hindi Poems.

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