Some funny hindi poems
Guys, I am going to share some funny hindi poems.
Read and Enjoy! दिल से बोलू एक बात मैं सच्ची, हम तुम एक डाल के पंछी, दोस्ती हमारी ये होगी न कच्ची, तेरी photo से तो मेरी negative अच्छी... |
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कुत्ता मर गया रजाई में, मैं पागल हो गया तेरी जुदाई में, हाथी नदी में बह नहीं सकता, अपुन तेरे बिना रह नहीं सकता... |
जब बारिश होती है,
तुम याद आते हो. जब कलि घटा छाए, तुम याद आते हो, जब भीगते हैं तुम याद आते हो, बताऊ मेरा छत्री कब दो गी! |
Aisi apni Wife ho..................
5'5" jiski height ho, Chehra jiska bright ho, Weight mein thori light Ho, Umer mein difference slight ho, Thori see wo quiet ho, Tu memorable her ek night ho~ Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho Beauty multiply by Twice ho, mom dad ki choice ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Padosi jab baat kare tu, haath me uskay knife ho. Dinner candle light ho, Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho, Dono mein na kabhi fight ho, Milne k baad dil delight ho.. Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho! Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho, Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho, Favourite colour white ho, make-up thora light ho Zulfain Dynamite hoon.. Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho ! Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kya haseen life ho Batoon mein garmaish ho har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho Defense ki rehaaish ho, Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Aisi apni Wife ho.................. |
Aisa Apna Husband Ho
5'10"-6' jiski height ho jeans dheeli magar body tight ho biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho aisa apna husband ho uff tak na kare itna quiet ho dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bole my love.. tum kitni nice ho aisa apna husband ho muje rani bana ker rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho saas sussar ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho aisa apna husband ho palakon pe bitha ke rakhe jo shadi ke baad bhi gym chalu rakhe wo subah coffee ke aroma se muje uthaye wo b'day & wedding anniversary gift ki shopping ke liye time nikale jo aisa apna husband ho jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahe karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho her doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho aur sath mein uska 1 supplementary credit card aur mobile ho... aisa ho jaye to mein udoon aasman mein, jaise ke kite ho aisa apna husband ho aisa apna husband ho aisa apna husband ho....... |
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon Uske jaane ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon.. wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat) Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron.. Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron.. Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron.. (wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyon ki gad-gadahat) WOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI, HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE; KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH WOH AAGE BADHI; HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI; HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, WOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI; AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR WOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI. Aapne mere man se khela, aapne mere tan se khela, aapne mere dhan se khela aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela... well played! well played! well played!! Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai, Laila ghar mein aur majnoo jail mein hote hai. Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye, iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye, Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, Melody khao khud jaan jao........ Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi, Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi, Paas jake dekha to kuchh tha hi nahi. Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifebuoy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain, Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain; JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!! kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta; Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta; Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita. Tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hai; chalo teeno movie chalen. Khud ko kar buland itnaa Ke, 'Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche' Aur khuda tumse puche, 'Abe sale gadhe, ab utrega kaise??' Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi; dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le zaalim, bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi. Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade josh ke sath; Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, bade shhor ke sath; Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath, Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath!!! LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE, LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE, YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI. kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. chand to tu hai hi, sitaare bhee saaath hote... Ladka bola kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola: Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad.Irshaad. Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai. to be remember..... .alcohol kills man(/women) slowly .so what who wants to die soon. |
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Hamare Padosi
Pata nahi kya baat hai humme jo hamare padosi aise mile jo na hume jaan paye na hi hum unhe. Har naye padosi ka humne kiya hardik abhinandan, lekin badle me hume mila mansik krandan. Pratyek mitrata roopi pasa palat gaya, aur shatruta ka naag fann gaya. Humne har prakar naye saathiyon ko apnana chaha, par jyadatar nirmohiyon ne dhakka hi maara. Jab jab flat khali hua humne soch badli, ab nahi bolenge kabhi, ye dharna rakh li. Par wah re hamari sahan shakti ke kya kahne, naye logon ke aate hi hum chale unse milne. Ye kya, phir nirasha ne ki hamari swagat, apna sa muh latkaye hum phir ghar ko aaye. Ab phir se hai flat khali, par dil me phir hai umang, abki baar shayad mile hume padosi jinke ho naye dhang. |
सर्दी-खांसी
सर्दी-खांसी से बुरा हाल है डॉक्टर को दिखाया है हालत सुधर रही है ढेरों कैप्सूल खाया है! जब सर्दी-खांसी हो जाती है मन चिडचिडा हो जाता है नाक बहती रहती है कुछ भी नहीं भाता है! भगवान् बड़े रोग दे दे पर दे न कभी सर्दी-खांसी कुछ खास नुकसान तो नहीं होता पर मन में छायी रहती उदासी! सर में थकान सी रहती है सब भारी-भारी लगता है किसी काम में दिल नहीं लगता बस सोने का मन करता है! नाक सुड-सुड करता है आवाज अजीब हो जाती है कुछ दिन आदमी नहीं नहाता छीकें खूब आती हैं! मैं तो इतना हेल्थी हूँ फिर भी सर्दी लग जाती है प्रकृति के आगे जोर नहीं चलता सर्दी-खांसी सालाना आती है! |
nice poems. Thanks for sharing. I love Hindi Poems.
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ZINDAGI KI RAHON ME BAHUT SE YAR MILENGE
HUM KYA HUMSE BHI ACHHE HAZEER MILENGE IN ACHHON KI BHID ME HAMEIN NA BHULA DENA HUM KAHAN TUMHE BAAR-BAAR MILENGE Dena hai meri Aankho ko to aisi Risayi de, Main Aaina bhi dekhun to tu dikhai de, Dariya mein to lakh katre hain magar, Katra wahi jisme sara dariya dikhayi de, Kya husn kya jamal hai tera, tu bheed mein bhi jaye to tanha dikhai de. Bewafaa wo nahi hum hi kharab hai…. Zeher ki Jaroorat nahi mar jayenge Sharaab se…. Kaante mehsoos hi nahi hote kyunki, Hame Pyaar hi itna tha Us Gulaab se… Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi Ho mat udaas kabhi baat bhi hogi Itne pyar se dosti ki hai Insha Allah zindagi rahi to Mulaqat bhi hogi… Kaise kahu ki tumse milne ki chahat nahi Beqraar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi Bhula dete magar kya karu aise pyare dost ko Bhul jane ki dil ko aadat nahi hum haste hai tho woh samjthe hai humain aadat hai muskurane ki Nadan hai woh kya jane yeh aadat hai gum bolone ki Jo kuch bhi mila hai usi mein khush hu mein tere liye khuda se taqrar nahi karta, par kuch to baat hai teri fitrat mein zalim warna tujhe chahne ki khata baar baar nahi karta chiragon agar noor na hota..tanha dil itna majboor na hota…hum aapse milne roz hi aajaate..agar aapka aashiyana humse itna door na hota |
Lehro se milkar na woh beh sake na hum,
ek duje ke Dil me na woh reh sake na hum, jeet lete aasma ek din lekin, palkon ke khamoshi ko hoto se na woh keh sake na hum… kaanch ko chahat thi patthar paane ki, ek pal me fir tutkar bikhar jaane ki, chahat bus itni thi us deewane ki, apne tukdo me tasvir uski saajane ki |
Ek ladki thi deewani si
. . . Mobile lekar chalti thi . . . . . Nazrain jhuka ke . . . . . . Sharma ke . . . . . . Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! . . . . . Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko . . . . . Par jaane kis se darti thi . . . . . Jab bhi milti thi mujhse . . . . . Yehi poochha karti thi . . . . . Yeh ON kaise hota hai, Yeh ON kaise hota hai . aur main sirf yehi kahta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai |
जिनकी याद में हम दीवाने हो गये, वो हम ही से बेगाने हो गये.
शायद उन्हे तलाश है अब नये प्यार की, क्यूंकी उनकी नज़र में हम पुराने हो गये बाकी कुछ ना रहा ज़माने में, जवानी गुज़र रही महखाने में. अब तो करले मेरे प्यार पे यकीन, वरना ज़िंदगी बीत जाएगी आज़माने में. तुम्हारी हर अदा का क्या जवाब दूं, अपने प्यार को क्या उपहार दूं. कोई अच्छा सा फूल होता तो माली से मँगवाता, जो खुद गुलाब है उसको क्या गुलाब दूं. वक़्त हूमे भुला चुका है, मुक़द्दर भी ना भुला दे. हम प्यार इसलिए नही करते, की कहीं हूमे फिर से कोई ना रुला दे. |
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mai dhirendra hoo sab ka pyara
maa ka ankho ka tara firta hoo mai mara mara kadmo mai hai jamana sara sirf hindi forum ka hai sahara mousham vata mujhka jara mai achha hoo sab sa jyada :elephant: lakin sab kehata mujhko awara. |
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garmi ka ek Faida hai...
. . . . :elephant: socho kya.! . . . . . . kya soch rahe ho..??? . . . bus ek hi Faida hai..! . . sardi nahi laGti. |
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सच में आप ने बहुत ही अच्छा लिखा ह .आप द्वारा लिखा गयी पोयम बहुत ही अच्छी लगी हमको. आप का बहुत बहुत धनयवाद .
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अच्छा पोएम ह
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सच में अच्छा पोएम ह
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yarr sach me mast poem ha .
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आप लोगो को अच्छा लगा.. :bravo::bravo:
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Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ...
Zindagi se hara hua hai .... Par "customers" se haar nahi maanta, Apne presentation ki ek line isey rati hui hai.... par aaj kaun se rang ke moje pehne hain, ye nahi jaanta, Din par din ek excel file banata ja raha hai.. Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... Das hazaar customers mein se ache Customer dhoond lete hain lekin , Majboor dost ki ankhhon ki nami dikhayi nahi deti, PC pe hazzar windows khuli hain, Par dil ki khidki pe koi dastak sunayi nahi deti... Saturday-Sunday nahata nahi , Weekdays ko naha raha hai... Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ... Reporting karte karte pata hi nahi chala, "Boss" kab maa baap se bhi bade ho gaye, Kitabon me gulab rakhne wala, Cigrette me kho gaya, Weekends pe daroo pee ke jo jashn mana raha hai , Wo dekho ek sales ka Banda ja raha hai ................................... |
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Yeh Document, Yeh Meetings, Yeh Features Ki Duniya,
Yeh Insaan Ke Dushman, Cursors Ki Duniya Yeh Deadlines Ke Bhooke, Management Ki Duniya; Yeh Product Agar Ban Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? Yahaan Ek Khilona Hai Programmer Ki Hasti Ye Basti Hai Murda Bug-Fixers Ki Basti Yahaan Par To Raises Hai, Inflation Se Sasti Yeh Review Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? Har Ek Keyboard Ghayal, Har Ek Login Pyaasi Excel Mein Uljhan, Winword Mein Udaasi Yeh Office Hai Ya Aalame Microsoft Ki Yeh Release Agar Ho Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? Jalaa Do Ise, Phoonk Daalo Yeh Monitor Mere Saamne Se Hataa Daalo Yeh Modem Tumhaara Hai Tumhi Sambhaalo Yeh Computer Yeh Product Agar Chal Bhi Jaaye To Kya Hai? |
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ek ladki thi deewani si
ek subject pe wo marti thi books uthakar, chashma lagakar library se guzarti thi kuchh padna tha shayad usko jaane kisse darti thi jab bhi milti thi mujhse, mujhse poochha karti thi engg. Kaise hoti hai ye engg. Kaise hoti hai aur mein bas itna keh pata tha "kitaben khuli hon ya hon band padhai last night hi hoti hai kaise kahoon main o yaara ye engg. Aise hoti hai |
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Mere Haath ho, tumhare hath mai
poonem ka hath ho aur shital ka hath me mera hath ho. Fir? Fir kya teeno milke khelenge, ghum ghum chakri babo layo bakri |
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ek engineer ka dard engineer woh hai jo aksar phasta hai interviews ke sawaal mae badi companiyon ki chaal mae boss aur client ke bawaal mae engineer woh hai jo pak gaya hai meetings ki jhelai mae submissions ki gehrai mae teamwork ki chatai mae engineer woh hai jo laga rahta hai schedule ko failane mae targets ko khiskaane mae roz naye-naye bahane mae engineer woh hai jo lunch time mae breakfast karta hai dinner time mae lunch karta hai commutation ke waqt soya karta hai engineer woh hai jo pagal hai chai aur samose ke pyar mae cigeratte ke khumar mae birdwatching ke vichar mae engineer woh hai jo khoya hai reminders ke jawaab mae na milne wale hisaab mae behtar bhavishya ke khwaab mae engineer woh hai jise intezaar hai weekend night manane ka boss ke chhutti par jaane ka increment ki khabar aane ka engineer woh hai jo sochta hai kaash padhai pe dhyaan diya hota kaash teacher se panga na liya hota |
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Ek Ameer Ladke ko school
me garib parivar pe essay likhne ko kaha gya. essay me usne likha. ik garib parivar tha. pita garib, maa garib, bache garib parivar me 4 naukar the, wo bhi gareeb. car bhi tooti hui safari thi. unka garib driver bachon ko tooti hui car me school chhod k aata tha. bachon k paas purana n95 mobile tha. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khate the. ghar me 4 hi 2nd hand a.c. the. sara parivar badi mushkil se aish kar raha tha. |
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Mera source code Padh kar hasana nahi,
Ise chalta dekh tum fasana nahi.... Main testing karata Hun Boss ki Kasam, Bina piye Whisky, Beer ya Rum.... ------ MUSIC -------- Bill Gates milaa muze raste mein, Beche Windows usne mujhe saste mein, Usne kaha "Tuze CEO banaoon" Ghar tere aake Operator ban jaaoon Bill Gates ko kaha mere ghar na aana Bill Joy ko bol diya na baba naa Chaahe Boston me dede muze BMW car Ya H-1 pe dede muze dollar Dus Hazaar Par development ke liye main to kachchaa Hun Dus saal se Porting me Achchaa Hun.... ------ MUSIC -------- (slow) Mere daddoo , likhe Software Bina use kiye , koi Hardware Meri Beti , banegi Aunty Jab tak inst all , hoga NT (fast) Release ho raha hai mera Software naya Unix ko DOS pe hai port kiya Microsoft NE jab mera H-1 kiya Bug Free Windows Maine release kiyaa .. Nice hai na bhai.................! |
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[QUOTE=raju;1947]Aisi apni Wife ho..................
5'5" jiski height ho, Chehra jiska bright ho, Weight mein thori light Ho, Umer mein difference slight ho, Thori see wo quiet ho, Tu memorable her ek night ho~ Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Saas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho Beauty multiply by Twice ho, mom dad ki choice ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Padosi jab baat kare tu, haath me uskay knife ho. Dinner candle light ho, Tu Delecious har ek Bite ho, Dono mein na kabhi fight ho, Milne k baad dil delight ho.. Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Ankhain uski jaisay...sunny Twilight ho! Honton ko dekh ker lagay...jaisay coke diet ho Jab saari pehn k niklay tu kya sight ho, Aisa lagay jaisay switzerland ki flight ho, Favourite colour white ho, make-up thora light ho Zulfain Dynamite hoon.. Basant mein jaisay ur rahi koi kite ho ! Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Kaash yeh concept 100% right ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kya haseen life ho Batoon mein garmaish ho har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho Defense ki rehaaish ho, Kise ki bhi na look-a-like ho, Aisi apni Wife ho.................. Aisi apni Wife ho.................. |
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मजेदार सुत्र है दोस्तों, बार-बार पडःअने का दिल करता है.
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Girl : MCDONALD JAYENGE.
BOY : SPELLING TO BATA FIR JAYENGE. GIRL : HMMM.. . KFC JAYENGE. BOY : USKA FULL FORM BATA. GIRL : RAHNE DE KAMEENE. VADA PAV HI KHILA |
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आंसुओ को बहुत समझाया कि तन्हाई में आया करो
महफ़िल में यु हमारा मज़ाक न उड़ाया करो! आंसू तड़प के बोले महफ़िल में आपको तनहा पाते है इसलिए हम चले आते है - चले आते है!! |
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Dukh De Kar Sawaal Karte ho,
Tum Bhi Janam ! Kamaal Karte ho.. Dekh Kar Puchh Liya haal mera, Chalo Kuchh to Khayaal Karte ho.. Shehar -e- Dil me Ye Udaasiyaan Kaisi, Ye Bhi mujh se Sawaal Karte ho ??? Marnaa Chaahain to mar nahi Sakte, tum Bhe Jeenaa muhaal Kartay ho.. Ab Kis Kis Ki misaal Doon tum Ko ? Her Sitam Be-misaal Karte ho…..!! |
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Hyderabadi poem on Anna hazare:
Anna hazare Anna Hazare. Corruption ku baigan me mein milare , Pure politicia'an sar'a khujare'an .........kahan se tho bhi agayare Anna hazare Anna Hazare, Din raat News pe tum'ich aare Log'an bouran hojare Khana nai khare Candle'an jalare Buree buree awaz'an Nikalre India gate pe chad jare Anna Hazare Anna Hazare, Single phasli hoke poore india ku hilare Hamare pyare,sab ke dulare Anna Hazare Anna Hazare |
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hahahahha nice shyari
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Pyaar Ka Computer :crazyeyes: Abhi Abhi To Pyaar Ka Computer Kiya Hai ChaalooAab Main Dil Ki Hard Disk Pe Aur Kitni Files Daaloo Apne Chehare Se Ruswaai Ka Error To Hatao Ai Jaaneman Apne Dil Ka Password To Batao Woh To Hum Hain Jo Aap Ki Chahat Dil Main Rakhte Hain Warna Aap Jaise Kitney Hi Softwares Bazaar Main Bikte Hain Roz Raat Ko Aap Mere Sapne Main Aate Ho Mere Pyar Ko Mouse Bana Ke Ungaliyon Pe Nachaate Ho Tere Pyar Ka Email Mere Dil Ko Lubhataa Hai Par Beech Main Tere Baap Ka Virus Aataa Hai Aur Karvaaoge Humse Kitnaa Intezaar Hamaare Dil Ki Site Pe Kabhi Enter To Maro Yaar Apni Insult Ka Badalaa Dekhna Main Kaise Loonga Jaaneman Tere Baap Ko Shift Delete Kar Doonga Aap Jaiso Ke Liye Dil Ko Cut Ker Diya Karte Hai Warna Baaki Cases Main To Copy Paste Kiya Karte Hai Aapka Hasnaa Aap Ka Chalnaa Aap Ki Woh Style Aapke Adaaon Ki Hamne Save Hai Kar Li File |
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